How can we make as much money as possible while investing the least amount of money possible”
“This is a live service game once it’s stop being profitable we can definitely pull the plug on it ! “
“We made a skate game without the skate culture . Some neon green cosmetics will fix the issue”
“We are in early access so let’s add 4 currencies into the mix”
“Let’s create a battle-pass which you pay for and then you have to pay even more to actually complete it” “An online game where you can’t see other players such a revolutionary concept ! Our top priority should be adding more AI generated cosmetics”
“We said we fixed the st-st-st-stutters for the replay editor on pc but the st-st-st-stutters didn’t go away . Let’s make sure we change the cargo pants that look exactly like the ones we just dropped”.
“Let’s hire people for our Instagram page who have never stepped on a board yeah they will know what to repost. “
“Body flips Christ Airs wooooooo !! “
“People are clowning us on every platform but you know what they say : If they are hating you are doing something right”
“Let’s make our survey for season one a total ragebait that should get them laughing ! Oh oh make sure you ask if they prefer skating in a chicken costume or with realistic clothing”
“MORE CROP TOPS !!”
“Should we considering adding plane black socks ? Hmmm no they’ll like neon pink and green better they will totally match with the Jordan’s 37’s from the battle-pass”
“What’s a skateboard ? Wait is that the wooden thingy with 4 wheels ?”
