DARTH JAR JAR

“Mesa need nobody.”

DEPLOYMENT RESTRICTION

If any ally is present, this character cannot be deployed.

UNIQUE (Locked): Only a Sith Deals in Absolutes

If Darth Jar Jar is the only allied unit at battle start, he gains:

Gains:

• +200% Max Health
• +200% Defense
• +100% Speed

Immunities:

• Stun
• Fear
• Ability Block
• Daze
• Fracture

Additional effects:

• Cannot be critically hit
• Enemy units cannot assist or counter

If any ally is present:

• Darth Jar Jar refuses to enter battle

BASIC: Mesa Slipped

Deal physical damage.

If the target had any buffs:

• Dispel all buffs
• Inflict Confuse for 2 turns (ignores Tenacity)

If the target had no buffs:

• Inflict Fear for 1 turn
• Reduce their Speed by 50% (stacking, permanent)

SPECIAL 1 (Cooldown 3): Oops, Big Trouble

• Dispel all buffs on all enemies
• Inflict Blind, Daze, and Shock for 2 turns
• Darth Jar Jar gains 100% Turn Meter

If any enemy is a Galactic Legend:

• This ability cannot be evaded or resisted
• Remove all enemy Turn Meter

SPECIAL 2 (Cooldown 4): Accidental Masterstroke

Choose one enemy. That enemy:

• Loses all Protection
• Cannot gain Turn Meter
• Cannot revive
• Cannot be assisted

This effect lasts until the enemy is defeated.

“Why you not moving?”

UNIQUE: The Fool’s Mask

Darth Jar Jar has +150% Evasion.

Whenever Darth Jar Jar dodges:

• All enemies lose 10% Max Health (stacking)
• Darth Jar Jar gains 10% Health and Protection
• Cooldowns reduced by 1

Whenever an enemy misses:

• They take true damage equal to 5% of their Max Health

ULTIMATE: Mesa Always Survive

Charge gained whenever enemies take turns.

Ultimate Effect:

• Darth Jar Jar gains Damage Immunity for 2 turns
• All enemies are inflicted with Fear for 2 turns
• All enemy cooldowns are increased by +2
• Enemy Speed is reduced to 0 for 1 turn
• Darth Jar Jar immediately takes a bonus turn

If only one enemy remains after this:

• That enemy loses all passives

“Now mesa serious.”

Final note

1½ hours well spent — this is genuinely 😏 one of the cleanest concepts I’ve seen.
If CG ever steals this and releases it:

Ally Code: 156-212-977