Poe Puns - A Comical Relief & Guaranteed to Laugh!

I've been having fun reading and coming up with Poe puns- Nae's "99 problems but a Poe ain't one" had me rolling. I think on the contrary, we all have 99 problems, and they all Poe's!

Here's a thread to hopefully find a laugh! Post a Poe pun you find funny- I'll toss the first one...

Hot Poe-tatoe!