Why would I Pay to Play?

I never have and I never will pay for sex, so why the hell do you think that I would pay for a pass to play this game. It's a bathroom game at best and hasn't injected an original idea for over 3 years. Try some actual innovation and you might have a player base in 6 months. For me, I'll keep smashing buttons until I stop needing something to do while I take a dump.

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