So, we had the “Dear Little Sim” thread where we discussed what we would tell our sims, if we could. But, I’m wondering what our sims might want to say to us. I think my Sim would say “Hey Watcher! I know I live alone, but if I want to grill a platter of burgers and leave them on the kitchen counter, it’s my life and my simoleans!”

"Hey Watcher! Who are YOU to complain about me drinking water and washing the glass in the bathroom sink?? You left the game running and I saw your quirks. Get off my back!"hehehe

"Hey, Watcher, I feel compelled to watch my wife juggle a soccer ball, move over here with a No autonomy mod ASAP!""Hey, Watcher, there's only so many screenshots one can take of a cat eating my meal, could we purlease go on with the game now?"

"Hey Watcher! Believe it already, I destroyed my plants IN PURPOSE every night! I don't LIKE gardening! And you keep cheating those back up all over again!"

"Hey Watcher! I want my 1x1 pool, and I want it now! You OWE ME! Because... uh... because I don't have one! Yeah!"

"Bark! Ow-wow-wow-wow! Bark! Yip yip. Yip..."Translates: "Hey Watcher! Don't touch my ball! I hid it in the yard for a reason! I don't want to play with it inside. The house is too spooky..." :'( "Bark bark yip!""And the red lady might steal it!"

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cyncie
Seasoned Veteran
4 months ago
Hey Watcher!
Feeling a little trapped right now? Try walking through things. It always works for me!
Jaelle75
Seasoned Newcomer
4 months ago
Dear Watcher, If I want to spend the day moving my infant baby from one spot to another and then another, I WILL! You won't stop me! Oh, and while we're on the subject, please, PLEASE, don't make me and my husband have any more babies. I barley have enough time in the day for the 11 i already have.
Karamazov123
Seasoned Hotshot
3 years ago
"Hey Watcher, me and my wife appreciate all those mods you downloaded."
SimuLord
3 years ago
Kid: "Hey Watcher! Let me be a kid! I'm missing out on making friends and just playing and having fun because all you're so obsessed with "super sims"."

Watcher: "Your reward is immortality, rapid career success, and a life free of all a person's usual basic needs, what are you complaining about?"
invisiblgirl
3 years ago
"Hey Watcher! That puddle next to the shower is not acceptable! Look at this mess!" ::Waves arms::

"You made the puddle, you clean it up. Someday, maybe you'll learn not to drip all over the bathroom floor. And while you're at it, the kitchen table is not the bookcase. Put your books away properly."
DoloresGrey
Seasoned Newcomer
3 years ago
Hey Watcher! You can't make me stop raking the leaves!

Quite literally.
VWoodsong
Seasoned Observer
3 years ago
"Ugh, Watcher, somehow some water got out of the pool. There's a puddle where I got out. OMG, please put it back in before I have to mop-- OMG, there's some more over there! Water belongs IN the pool, you know!"
GalacticGal
Seasoned Ace
3 years ago
"Hey, Watcher, WHY did you make me go on that concert when you knew I had a bad case of Stomach Flu? Have you ever tried to worry over whether it's just a burp that you can safely release, or your stomach contents making their way out? I don't know how I kept it inside. In fact, I barely made it back inside my Dad's house when I lost it. All. Over. The. Floor. And YOU didn't waste anytime telling all of the other Watchers about my plight. I'm shocked and dismayed, but I forgive you. Because, hey, you know we're a Team. And I love you, too."
cyncie
Seasoned Veteran
3 years ago
Hey Watcher! Yes. Yes I do need to check on my garden every 5 minutes. In the winter. During a blizzard.
Grevillia
3 years ago
Hey Watcher - I want a Bee Box. It's summer & so I want one. I know I've never planted anything in my Sim life but I want one to find out when happens when you get stung.