Destination Springfield: Premium Walkthrough
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Pont Du Gard
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Lisa: Mom, why are you scrubbing the aqueduct?
Marge: Drinking water flows though here. Someone could get sick.
Lisa: It hasn't been used for drinking water since the Romans built it two thousand years ago.
Marge: Lisa, please. Can't I have a little fun on my vacation?
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Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Okay, just so I understand the premise…
Lisa: In Japan, there's a restaurant chain called “Americatown” that's American-themed and serves American food.
Homer: Nothing complicated about that.
Lisa: And we're opening an Americatown franchise in Springfield's fake JapanWorld.
Homer: Not a franchise, Lisa. An unauthorized rip-off. There's nothing more American.
Task: Make Homer Manage Americatown
Time: 1h
Location: Americatown
Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: Now to turn Americatown into a genuine Rock and Roll burger joint.
Homer: I'm talking the kind of giant grease-laden dishes that will bring Guy Fieri running.
Homer: Step one, décor. We need license plates and electric guitars on every wall.
Homer: Bart, this is your area.
Task: Make Bart Grab Guitars From Wimpy Musicians
Time: 1h
Location: Americatown
Bart: How am I supposed to get out-of-state license plates for the walls?
Homer: Either visit your aunts Patty and Selma and see if they have some at the DMV…
Homer: Or slice open great white sharks and see if they've swallowed any.
Bart: Fine, sharks. But don't call it a choice when it's not a choice.
Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: If Americatown is going to be a classic rock and roll burger joint, every menu item needs an over-the-top name.
Homer: “Homer's Nacho Cheddar Meltdown.” “Lynyrd Skynless Chicken Wing Fling.” Something about cole slaw.
Lisa: “Slaw and Order: Special Vinegar Unit”?
Homer: Close but keep working it.
Task: Make Lisa Work on Menu Names
Time: 4h
Location: Americatown
Task: Make Bart Put Up Guitars
Time: 4h
Location: Americatown
Task: Make Homer Manage Americatown
Time: 1h
Location: Americatown
Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: Next step in making Americatown into a great rock and roll burger joint: the rock and roll soundtrack.
Homer: We need some classic rock songs that we'll play over and over until everyone in the restaurant goes crazy.
Apu: Elvis Presley!
Moe: Guns ‘n' Roses!
Lisa: The Miles Davis Quintet!
Lisa: Thought I might sneak it onto the playlist.
Task: Make Springfielders Argue About Music
Time: 4h
Location: Americatown
Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: There's only one more thing to make our restaurant great. Hire some rockin' waitresses.
Homer: Now, we'll be competing against certain bosom-based restaurant chains, so I'll need my staff to have upper body presence.
Wiggum: Hey, if it's boobs you want, l can start today.
Task: Make Homer Hire Waitresses
Time: 4h
Location: Americatown
Homer: Okay, Ginger, as our new waitress, get out there and show ‘em what American service is like.
Ginger Flanders: Welcome to Americatown. Oh wait, I forgot my order pad. Also, I'm going on a cigarette break.
Homer: Now that's authentic America.
Cosplay It Again Sam
Kumiko starts
Sailor Kumiko: I love dressing up as a provocative anime character.
Sailor Kumiko: I fly all over the world to appear at comic conventions.
Sailor Kumiko: I can live out my fantasy of being an all-powerful woman that everyone adores and fears.
Sailor Kumiko: Which also pretty much describes my real life working in a comic book store full of nerds.
Task: Send Kumiko on a Flight
System Message: Keep sending Kumiko on flights to earn event currency!
Dispirited Away Pt. 1
Kumiko starts
Sailor Kumiko: Comic Book Guy, let's get dressed up as anime characters and pose for photos.
Comic Book Guy: I'd love to, my sweet, but I'm in the middle of a Wikipedia edit war.
Comic Book Guy: There, once again I have corrected the offending entry. It's spelled “yoghurt”, not “yogurt”.
Comic Book Guy: And now my enemy has changed it back again! Oh, it's going to be a long night.
Sailor Kumiko: ...
Task: Make Kumiko Pose for Photos
Time: 1h
Dispirited Away Pt. 2
Kumiko starts
Sailor Kumiko: What kind of husband lets his wife attend the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con all by herself?
Skinner: Would you care to be escorted by a Vulcan who is torn between logic and his all too powerful human needs?
Lenny: Or a guy who couldn't decide on a costume?
Sailor Kumiko: Perhaps later. Now there is something I most do of utmost importance.
Task: Make Sailor Kumiko Compete in the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con Costume Contest
Time: 4h
Quimby: And the winner of the costume contest is... Sailor Kumiko!
Quimby: Traditionally, the winner joins the mayor at a delightful private dinner.
Carl: Hey, last year I won as Bender and I got nothing.
Quimby: By “traditionally” I meant “Now that a woman has won.”
Dispirited Away Pt. 3
Kumiko starts
Comic Book Guy: How did the Con go without me?
Sailor Kumiko: I won the costume contest and many nerds expressed romantic interest in me.
Comic Book Guy: I see. And…?
Sailor Kumiko: And I am back home to you. You are my husband and my true love.
Comic Book Guy: Would you care to engage in our favorite marital bedtime activity?
Sailor Kumiko: Online ranting? Surely.
Task: Reach Level 13 & Build Android's Dungeon
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Rant Online
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Task: Make Kumiko Read Manga
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Learn About American Values
Ralph starts
Task: Make Ralph Learn About American Values
Time: 8h
Location: Americatown
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La Vigne de le Sang Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: This old winery is in pretty bad shape. I'd call the Better Business Bureau, but... I've already stopped caring.
Ned: Well now, Jesus was a fan of wine, as I recall.
Ned: With a bit of hard work, we could have this place producing a killer Cabernet in no time!
Homer: Knock yourself out, Flanders.
Homer: Seriously, those low-hanging beams in the wine cellar are a hazard.
Task: Make Ned Renovate the Chateau
Time: 4h
Location: Chateau Maison
Quest reward: Chateau Maison (renovated) and Grape Stomping Vat
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La Vigne de le Sang Pt. 2
Ned starts
Ned: Phew, that took a lot of effort, but the old Chateau is ready to make wine.
Homer: Man, I have never suffered so much to get a drink before.
Homer: And I've had to look at Moe's face while ordering a beer.
Moe: Yeah, if you can get drunk while staring at my puss, there's nothing you can't accomplish.
Task: Make Bart Stomp on Grapes
Time: 4h
Location: Grape Stomping Vat
Ned: Anybody for a nice glass of Merlot?
Homer: Ewww, not after watching Bart stomp all over it.
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Krustè With Cheese
French Waiter starts
French Waiter: Welcome to Le Krusty Burger, France's answer to American fast food.
French Waiter: It's served incredibly slowly, and it's dripping with the juices of existential angst and self-pity.
French Waiter: On the plus side, the tip is included in the bill.
French Waiter: That way you don't notice you're tipping 100%.
Task: Make Springfielders Dine at Le Krusty Burger
Time: 1h
Location: Le Krusty Burger
French Waiter: Messieurs, mesdames, did you enjoy your dinner?
Wiggum: Dinner?! I thought that was the appetizer.
French Waiter: Yes, French portions are as tiny as our pencil-thin moustaches and our military commitment to NATO.
French Waiter: But I could bring you another order of US fries.
Eat at Le Krusty Burger
Lenny starts
Task: Make Lenny Eat at Le Krusty Burger
Time: 2h
Location: Le Krusty Burger
Task: Make Carl Eat at Le Krusty Burger
Time: 2h
Location: Le Krusty Burger
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A View to Brazil
Lisa starts
Lisa: What a beautiful replica of Rio's Sugarloaf Mountain, right down to the cable car.
Bart: Oh, this cable car is twice as strong as the original.
Bart: The engineers were warned Homer might ride on it.
Marge: It's the perfect place for me to show tourists the sights of Springfield.
Marge: Thank goodness I knitted myself a tour guide umbrella.
Task: Make Marge Lead a Tour
Time: 1h
Location: Sugarloaf Mountain
Marge will then talk about 3 of the first 12 items in the list, if present in the town, choosing randomly. If none of the items are present, she'll talk about the last 4.
Marge: To the left you'll see Banana Dictatorship, the home of super-skinny clothes that fit no woman in Springfield.
Marge: The glittering lights at the casino are reflected off Grampa's bolo tie as he gambles away our inheritance.
Marge: Over there is the Duff Brewery. Looks like right now they're straining the rats out of the vats.
Marge: To the right you can see the Escalator to Nowhere, now the second best location from which to view Springfield.
Marge: From here you can just see King Homer peeking out. Please hide your bananas.
Marge: If you're blinded by the Mansion of Solid Gold, there's an optician at the end of the tour.
Marge: Our Monorail lowers property values of every neighborhood it runs through.
Marge: For the best views of incoming flaming comets, check out the Observatory.
Marge: Looking at the hills, you can see that a prankster has changed the Springfield sign to read “Springweed.”
Marge: That statue celebrates Jebediah Springfield, the town founder and dedicated polygamist.
Marge: Oh, look! It's Stephen Hawking, Springfield's smartest man. He invented black holes, and now he lives in one.
Marge: The Two-Storey Outhouse was built on the site of Springfield's old pauper cemetery. They say ghosts will bum cigarettes.
Marge: Oooh, you can see my house from here! And Homer sleeping naked in the hammock.
Marge: The Springfield Nuclear Plant is completely accident-free since it vaporized the town and started this game.
Marge: Springfield Airport holds the record for most cans of whipped cream confiscated by the TSA. All in Homer's luggage.
Marge: The shop with a parking lot full of surly teens is the Kwik-E-Mart. Stop in if you need meat-substitute products!
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Arc De Tirades
Homer starts
Lisa: The real Arc de Triomphe was built by Napoleon Bonaparte to celebrate his greatest victory.
Homer: The invention of the pastry called the “Napoleon”.
Task: Make Homer Eat a Napoleon
Time: 1h
Location: Arc de Triomphe
Pont Du Gard
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Lisa: Mom, why are you scrubbing the aqueduct?
Marge: Drinking water flows though here. Someone could get sick.
Lisa: It hasn't been used for drinking water since the Romans built it two thousand years ago.
Marge: Lisa, please. Can't I have a little fun on my vacation?
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Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Okay, just so I understand the premise…
Lisa: In Japan, there's a restaurant chain called “Americatown” that's American-themed and serves American food.
Homer: Nothing complicated about that.
Lisa: And we're opening an Americatown franchise in Springfield's fake JapanWorld.
Homer: Not a franchise, Lisa. An unauthorized rip-off. There's nothing more American.
Task: Make Homer Manage Americatown
Time: 1h
Location: Americatown
Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: Now to turn Americatown into a genuine Rock and Roll burger joint.
Homer: I'm talking the kind of giant grease-laden dishes that will bring Guy Fieri running.
Homer: Step one, décor. We need license plates and electric guitars on every wall.
Homer: Bart, this is your area.
Task: Make Bart Grab Guitars From Wimpy Musicians
Time: 1h
Location: Americatown
Bart: How am I supposed to get out-of-state license plates for the walls?
Homer: Either visit your aunts Patty and Selma and see if they have some at the DMV…
Homer: Or slice open great white sharks and see if they've swallowed any.
Bart: Fine, sharks. But don't call it a choice when it's not a choice.
Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: If Americatown is going to be a classic rock and roll burger joint, every menu item needs an over-the-top name.
Homer: “Homer's Nacho Cheddar Meltdown.” “Lynyrd Skynless Chicken Wing Fling.” Something about cole slaw.
Lisa: “Slaw and Order: Special Vinegar Unit”?
Homer: Close but keep working it.
Task: Make Lisa Work on Menu Names
Time: 4h
Location: Americatown
Task: Make Bart Put Up Guitars
Time: 4h
Location: Americatown
Task: Make Homer Manage Americatown
Time: 1h
Location: Americatown
Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: Next step in making Americatown into a great rock and roll burger joint: the rock and roll soundtrack.
Homer: We need some classic rock songs that we'll play over and over until everyone in the restaurant goes crazy.
Apu: Elvis Presley!
Moe: Guns ‘n' Roses!
Lisa: The Miles Davis Quintet!
Lisa: Thought I might sneak it onto the playlist.
Task: Make Springfielders Argue About Music
Time: 4h
Location: Americatown
Big Trouble in Little America Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: There's only one more thing to make our restaurant great. Hire some rockin' waitresses.
Homer: Now, we'll be competing against certain bosom-based restaurant chains, so I'll need my staff to have upper body presence.
Wiggum: Hey, if it's boobs you want, l can start today.
Task: Make Homer Hire Waitresses
Time: 4h
Location: Americatown
Homer: Okay, Ginger, as our new waitress, get out there and show ‘em what American service is like.
Ginger Flanders: Welcome to Americatown. Oh wait, I forgot my order pad. Also, I'm going on a cigarette break.
Homer: Now that's authentic America.
Cosplay It Again Sam
Kumiko starts
Sailor Kumiko: I love dressing up as a provocative anime character.
Sailor Kumiko: I fly all over the world to appear at comic conventions.
Sailor Kumiko: I can live out my fantasy of being an all-powerful woman that everyone adores and fears.
Sailor Kumiko: Which also pretty much describes my real life working in a comic book store full of nerds.
Task: Send Kumiko on a Flight
System Message: Keep sending Kumiko on flights to earn event currency!
Dispirited Away Pt. 1
Kumiko starts
Sailor Kumiko: Comic Book Guy, let's get dressed up as anime characters and pose for photos.
Comic Book Guy: I'd love to, my sweet, but I'm in the middle of a Wikipedia edit war.
Comic Book Guy: There, once again I have corrected the offending entry. It's spelled “yoghurt”, not “yogurt”.
Comic Book Guy: And now my enemy has changed it back again! Oh, it's going to be a long night.
Sailor Kumiko: ...
Task: Make Kumiko Pose for Photos
Time: 1h
Dispirited Away Pt. 2
Kumiko starts
Sailor Kumiko: What kind of husband lets his wife attend the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con all by herself?
Skinner: Would you care to be escorted by a Vulcan who is torn between logic and his all too powerful human needs?
Lenny: Or a guy who couldn't decide on a costume?
Sailor Kumiko: Perhaps later. Now there is something I most do of utmost importance.
Task: Make Sailor Kumiko Compete in the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con Costume Contest
Time: 4h
Quimby: And the winner of the costume contest is... Sailor Kumiko!
Quimby: Traditionally, the winner joins the mayor at a delightful private dinner.
Carl: Hey, last year I won as Bender and I got nothing.
Quimby: By “traditionally” I meant “Now that a woman has won.”
Dispirited Away Pt. 3
Kumiko starts
Comic Book Guy: How did the Con go without me?
Sailor Kumiko: I won the costume contest and many nerds expressed romantic interest in me.
Comic Book Guy: I see. And…?
Sailor Kumiko: And I am back home to you. You are my husband and my true love.
Comic Book Guy: Would you care to engage in our favorite marital bedtime activity?
Sailor Kumiko: Online ranting? Surely.
Task: Reach Level 13 & Build Android's Dungeon
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Rant Online
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Task: Make Kumiko Read Manga
Time: 4h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Learn About American Values
Ralph starts
Task: Make Ralph Learn About American Values
Time: 8h
Location: Americatown
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La Vigne de le Sang Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: This old winery is in pretty bad shape. I'd call the Better Business Bureau, but... I've already stopped caring.
Ned: Well now, Jesus was a fan of wine, as I recall.
Ned: With a bit of hard work, we could have this place producing a killer Cabernet in no time!
Homer: Knock yourself out, Flanders.
Homer: Seriously, those low-hanging beams in the wine cellar are a hazard.
Task: Make Ned Renovate the Chateau
Time: 4h
Location: Chateau Maison
Quest reward: Chateau Maison (renovated) and Grape Stomping Vat
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La Vigne de le Sang Pt. 2
Ned starts
Ned: Phew, that took a lot of effort, but the old Chateau is ready to make wine.
Homer: Man, I have never suffered so much to get a drink before.
Homer: And I've had to look at Moe's face while ordering a beer.
Moe: Yeah, if you can get drunk while staring at my puss, there's nothing you can't accomplish.
Task: Make Bart Stomp on Grapes
Time: 4h
Location: Grape Stomping Vat
Ned: Anybody for a nice glass of Merlot?
Homer: Ewww, not after watching Bart stomp all over it.
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Krustè With Cheese
French Waiter starts
French Waiter: Welcome to Le Krusty Burger, France's answer to American fast food.
French Waiter: It's served incredibly slowly, and it's dripping with the juices of existential angst and self-pity.
French Waiter: On the plus side, the tip is included in the bill.
French Waiter: That way you don't notice you're tipping 100%.
Task: Make Springfielders Dine at Le Krusty Burger
Time: 1h
Location: Le Krusty Burger
French Waiter: Messieurs, mesdames, did you enjoy your dinner?
Wiggum: Dinner?! I thought that was the appetizer.
French Waiter: Yes, French portions are as tiny as our pencil-thin moustaches and our military commitment to NATO.
French Waiter: But I could bring you another order of US fries.
Eat at Le Krusty Burger
Lenny starts
Task: Make Lenny Eat at Le Krusty Burger
Time: 2h
Location: Le Krusty Burger
Task: Make Carl Eat at Le Krusty Burger
Time: 2h
Location: Le Krusty Burger
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A View to Brazil
Lisa starts
Lisa: What a beautiful replica of Rio's Sugarloaf Mountain, right down to the cable car.
Bart: Oh, this cable car is twice as strong as the original.
Bart: The engineers were warned Homer might ride on it.
Marge: It's the perfect place for me to show tourists the sights of Springfield.
Marge: Thank goodness I knitted myself a tour guide umbrella.
Task: Make Marge Lead a Tour
Time: 1h
Location: Sugarloaf Mountain
Marge will then talk about 3 of the first 12 items in the list, if present in the town, choosing randomly. If none of the items are present, she'll talk about the last 4.
Marge: To the left you'll see Banana Dictatorship, the home of super-skinny clothes that fit no woman in Springfield.
Marge: The glittering lights at the casino are reflected off Grampa's bolo tie as he gambles away our inheritance.
Marge: Over there is the Duff Brewery. Looks like right now they're straining the rats out of the vats.
Marge: To the right you can see the Escalator to Nowhere, now the second best location from which to view Springfield.
Marge: From here you can just see King Homer peeking out. Please hide your bananas.
Marge: If you're blinded by the Mansion of Solid Gold, there's an optician at the end of the tour.
Marge: Our Monorail lowers property values of every neighborhood it runs through.
Marge: For the best views of incoming flaming comets, check out the Observatory.
Marge: Looking at the hills, you can see that a prankster has changed the Springfield sign to read “Springweed.”
Marge: That statue celebrates Jebediah Springfield, the town founder and dedicated polygamist.
Marge: Oh, look! It's Stephen Hawking, Springfield's smartest man. He invented black holes, and now he lives in one.
Marge: The Two-Storey Outhouse was built on the site of Springfield's old pauper cemetery. They say ghosts will bum cigarettes.
Marge: Oooh, you can see my house from here! And Homer sleeping naked in the hammock.
Marge: The Springfield Nuclear Plant is completely accident-free since it vaporized the town and started this game.
Marge: Springfield Airport holds the record for most cans of whipped cream confiscated by the TSA. All in Homer's luggage.
Marge: The shop with a parking lot full of surly teens is the Kwik-E-Mart. Stop in if you need meat-substitute products!
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Arc De Tirades
Homer starts
Lisa: The real Arc de Triomphe was built by Napoleon Bonaparte to celebrate his greatest victory.
Homer: The invention of the pastry called the “Napoleon”.
Task: Make Homer Eat a Napoleon
Time: 1h
Location: Arc de Triomphe
