Easter 2015 ***WALKTHROUGH*** EXPIRED
Easter Fools Pt. 1 Auto starts Ned: My favorite group of holidays are coming up — Good Friday, Easter Sunday… Homer: And Half-Off Candy Day! That's the Monday after Easter Sunday. And Dumpster Cand...
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Gil Offer
Gil: Ol' Gil fell on some hard times. I moved into a shipping container and got shipped to Polynesia.
Gil: The plus side is I traded the container for this Polynesian god. Celebrate Easter with something new and Gil can celebrate with a hot ham plate.
Homer: Polynesian god? That's nonsense! Easter is about a bunny that lays eggs and a guy who comes back to life. Hmm, that sounds pretty ridiculous too.
Homer: Maybe this new god has something going. What's his philosophy on church attendance?
Lisa: Um, Dad. Mom said you weren't allowed to change religions again without consulting her.
Gil: No church!
Homer: Woohoo!
Easter Island God: Just back breaking labor to create giant stone statues in my honor, which I will then grade and use to rank you.
Lisa: Graded and ranked?
Lisa: Daddy I want it!
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If the user accepts:
Gil: Enjoy your stone god! More fun than a pet rock, which I also have for sale!
Easter Island God: You’ve got Skippy? Give me my puppy!
Gil: Of course. And about that reward we hadn’t talked about…?
Easter Island God: I am a god. I care not for petty things like money! I care only for statues of me!
Gil: I’d settle for a wish. I’d wish for a hot ham meal. No, Gil, dream big! Two hot ham meals!
If the user declines:
Ned: Every day without a pagan idol is a good day for Ned-a-rino!
Gil: Ol’ Gil will be fine. Just got to tighten the ol’ belt a bit. Or SELL my belt. Anyone want a belt?
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Easter Island
Lisa starts
Lisa: It's nice to have different cultures represented here in Springfield. This place is usually so yellow washed…
Easter Island God: And now you can spend the Easter holiday worshipping me! The god of Easter!
Easter Island God: …island.
Lisa: I suppose adding another take on Easter isn't going to hurt anything.
Lisa: The candy companies will be happy to have something else they can commercialize.
Easter Island God: I can even fit into the current Easter culture. See, I even dropped a few eggs!
Homer: Woohoo! Chocolate I hope!
Easter Island God: Uhhh, I highly doubt they're chocolate.
Task: Make Homer Search for Easter Eggs
Time: 12h
Location: Easter Island God
After job start:
Homer: There's something funny about these eggs.
Homer: Shut up, Brain. Never question Stomach.
Homer: *Chomp*
The Godhead
Rev. Lovejoy starts
Rev. Lovejoy: Um, excuse me Mr… Island?
Easter Island God: Please, just call me God. Or your Lord and Savior Godhead, for short.
Rev. Lovejoy: About that, we sort of feel like Easter already has one God story and we're pretty sure the one is enough. So…
Easter Island God: But my story is so much better.
Easter Island God: I forced my people to make stone idols in my honor and worship them until they depleted all of their resources and died. The end.
Rev. Lovejoy: Perhaps if you offered some sort of unified dogma or moral code to live by.
Easter Island God: I do. "BUILD STONE HEADS!" Next question.
Task: Make Reverend Lovejoy Suffer a Headache
Time: 12h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Lisa: For an island dweller, this bossy stone god is definitely not Jimmy Buffet material.
Lisa: And I can't ignore that Easter Island was a humanitarian and ecological disaster.
Easter Island God: Oh sure, blame me for that when the entire world is doing the same thing.
Easter Island God: If anything we were ahead of the curve.
Lisa: Ugh, convincing you is like trying to squeeze blood from a stone.
Easter Island God: Is that a threat?
Kirk Van Gogh
Kirk starts
Kirk: It's not every day that I get a job offer from a real god! Or a job offer.
Kirk: What's my job title gonna be? High Priest? Bishop? I'll even take a simple, non-sarcastic Father.
Easter Island God: HA! You? A Father?! Don't make me laugh.
Kirk: …I do have a son.
Easter Island God: This being Lord thing hasn't been as lucrative as I hoped.
Easter Island God: So I'm going with my fallback career — Slum Lord. I need you to be my rental agent.
Kirk: Convincing desperate people to make bad decisions is something I do everyday!
Kirk: Well, not so much people as person. And that person is me.
Task: Make Kirk Advertise Slums
Time: 12h
Gil Offer
Gil: Ol' Gil fell on some hard times. I moved into a shipping container and got shipped to Polynesia.
Gil: The plus side is I traded the container for this Polynesian god. Celebrate Easter with something new and Gil can celebrate with a hot ham plate.
Homer: Polynesian god? That's nonsense! Easter is about a bunny that lays eggs and a guy who comes back to life. Hmm, that sounds pretty ridiculous too.
Homer: Maybe this new god has something going. What's his philosophy on church attendance?
Lisa: Um, Dad. Mom said you weren't allowed to change religions again without consulting her.
Gil: No church!
Homer: Woohoo!
Easter Island God: Just back breaking labor to create giant stone statues in my honor, which I will then grade and use to rank you.
Lisa: Graded and ranked?
Lisa: Daddy I want it!
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If the user accepts:
Gil: Enjoy your stone god! More fun than a pet rock, which I also have for sale!
Easter Island God: You’ve got Skippy? Give me my puppy!
Gil: Of course. And about that reward we hadn’t talked about…?
Easter Island God: I am a god. I care not for petty things like money! I care only for statues of me!
Gil: I’d settle for a wish. I’d wish for a hot ham meal. No, Gil, dream big! Two hot ham meals!
If the user declines:
Ned: Every day without a pagan idol is a good day for Ned-a-rino!
Gil: Ol’ Gil will be fine. Just got to tighten the ol’ belt a bit. Or SELL my belt. Anyone want a belt?
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Easter Island
Lisa starts
Lisa: It's nice to have different cultures represented here in Springfield. This place is usually so yellow washed…
Easter Island God: And now you can spend the Easter holiday worshipping me! The god of Easter!
Easter Island God: …island.
Lisa: I suppose adding another take on Easter isn't going to hurt anything.
Lisa: The candy companies will be happy to have something else they can commercialize.
Easter Island God: I can even fit into the current Easter culture. See, I even dropped a few eggs!
Homer: Woohoo! Chocolate I hope!
Easter Island God: Uhhh, I highly doubt they're chocolate.
Task: Make Homer Search for Easter Eggs
Time: 12h
Location: Easter Island God
After job start:
Homer: There's something funny about these eggs.
Homer: Shut up, Brain. Never question Stomach.
Homer: *Chomp*
The Godhead
Rev. Lovejoy starts
Rev. Lovejoy: Um, excuse me Mr… Island?
Easter Island God: Please, just call me God. Or your Lord and Savior Godhead, for short.
Rev. Lovejoy: About that, we sort of feel like Easter already has one God story and we're pretty sure the one is enough. So…
Easter Island God: But my story is so much better.
Easter Island God: I forced my people to make stone idols in my honor and worship them until they depleted all of their resources and died. The end.
Rev. Lovejoy: Perhaps if you offered some sort of unified dogma or moral code to live by.
Easter Island God: I do. "BUILD STONE HEADS!" Next question.
Task: Make Reverend Lovejoy Suffer a Headache
Time: 12h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Lisa: For an island dweller, this bossy stone god is definitely not Jimmy Buffet material.
Lisa: And I can't ignore that Easter Island was a humanitarian and ecological disaster.
Easter Island God: Oh sure, blame me for that when the entire world is doing the same thing.
Easter Island God: If anything we were ahead of the curve.
Lisa: Ugh, convincing you is like trying to squeeze blood from a stone.
Easter Island God: Is that a threat?
Kirk Van Gogh
Kirk starts
Kirk: It's not every day that I get a job offer from a real god! Or a job offer.
Kirk: What's my job title gonna be? High Priest? Bishop? I'll even take a simple, non-sarcastic Father.
Easter Island God: HA! You? A Father?! Don't make me laugh.
Kirk: …I do have a son.
Easter Island God: This being Lord thing hasn't been as lucrative as I hoped.
Easter Island God: So I'm going with my fallback career — Slum Lord. I need you to be my rental agent.
Kirk: Convincing desperate people to make bad decisions is something I do everyday!
Kirk: Well, not so much people as person. And that person is me.
Task: Make Kirk Advertise Slums
Time: 12h
