Easter 2015 ***WALKTHROUGH*** EXPIRED
Easter Fools Pt. 1
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Ned: My favorite group of holidays are coming up — Good Friday, Easter Sunday…
Homer: And Half-Off Candy Day! That's the Monday after Easter Sunday. And Dumpster Candy Day. That's on Tuesday.
Ned: Homer, I'm worried that all your favorite holidays revolve around discounted candy.
Ned: Have you forgotten the true meaning of Easter?
Homer: Is there any answer I can give that will keep me from getting a lecture?
Ned: You could give me back my snow blower.
Homer: Alright, I'll take the lecture.
Task: Make Ned Teach Homer About Easter
Task: Make Homer Pretend to Listen
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders Home
Easter Fools Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Lisa: I hate Easter.
Lisa: These candy baskets, colored eggs and magic rabbits are just a thinly veiled metaphor for the military-industrial complex.
Lisa: You can read about it in my zine — "You Can't Spell Functional Administrative Policy Without Fun."
Ned: Now that's just silly-dy diddly talk Lisa! I hear there's an Easter egg hunt this year, aren't you excited about that?
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, the only nest eggs I'm interested in are mortgage-backed security funds and 401(k)s.
Ned: Sounds like you are looking for a more boring holiday to relate to.
Ned: Might I suggest Good Friday. None of the candy and twice the penitence!
Lisa: If you read my zine, you would've seen my savage expose on all Fridays, both Good and regular.
Task: Make Lisa Play the Blues
Time: 8h
Easter Fools Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Hey Lisa, it's Good Friday! Are you ready to get going?
Lisa: Going where? To church?
Homer: No! We’re going shopping for all those Good Friday deals! Unless there’s some sort of sale going on at the church.
Apu: Indeed! The Kwik-E-Mart is offering great Good Friday sales on our Easter inventory! Come check it out!
Lisa: Big sales happen on BLACK Friday. Good Friday is the day Jesus was crucified.
Homer: Yeah. Crucified by his boss for making such crazy deals! At least according to this mattress sale ad.
Task: Make Springfielders Shop for Good Friday Sales
Time: 8h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Easter Fools Pt. 4
Ned starts
Ned: *Sigh* Good Friday was the last non-commercialized holiday.
Lisa: I really thought Arbor Day was going to be the hold out, but then it became all about printer paper sales.
Ned: On the bright side, I got a Good Friday deal on a new 3D Plasma HD TV.
Lisa: So you gave in too? I thought for sure you wouldn't cave.
Ned: Don't worry, Lisa. I'm only going to watch God's favorite movies on it — The Ten Commandments and Caddyshack.
Task: Make Lisa Watch Easter Films
Task: Make Ned Watch Easter Films
Time: 6h
Location: Flanders Home
Lisa: Maybe I've been too harsh on Easter — it is what you make of it.
Lisa: Sure it's as commercial as all the rest, but I did learn that Caddyshack is a pretty funny movie.
Lisa: But the Ten Commandments only had seven commandments in it.
Ned: I edited out the ones that were a little too racy.
Easter Fools Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: Why do I have to work today when it's still Easter somewhere?
Mr. Burns: I gave you Easter Sunday off – isn’t that enough?
Krusty: Look at those silly gentiles squabbling over their one day holiday.
Krusty: Jewish Passover is 8 days long, suckers. And instead of filthy pork, we get delicious giant unsalted Saltines.
Homer: D'oh! I knew we picked the wrong god!
Task: Make Krusty Prepare for Passover
Time: 8h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Homer Think About Converting to Judaism
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson Home
The quest will continue April 5th at 9am BST
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New Mystery Box
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Mystery box sales are down again this month! How could something that once topped the charts every week fall so far out of favor with the public?
Smithers: Actually sir, that's to be expected. People experienced the mystery box, they enjoyed it for a while, and now they've moved on.
Smithers: Perhaps we could come up with something else to sell them — something new and original!
Mr. Burns: Yes yes, we'll get to that. But first we have to do everything we can to keep them interested in spending money on the old thing!
Smithers: Really, sir? Wouldn't it make more sense just to appreciate the mystery box for what it was and just remove it from the store? Let it die with dignity?
Mr. Burns: Die? With dignity? I intend to do neither of those things. And the mystery box won't either!
Mr. Burns: Change the interface! Offer a promotion! Rebalance the economy! Inspire nostalgia! We need to try anything and everything we can to keep it afloat!
Smithers: I suppose we could offer a new set of prizes for the mystery box.
Mr. Burns: That's a start... but I was hoping for something more superficial.
Smithers: A new icon?
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
System Message: The new Mystery Box has arrived! With new prizes AND a new icon.
If the user doesn't have Kearney, and after tapping "OK":
Kearney: Open a new Mystery box and you might unlock me!
If the user doesn't have Blue Haired Lawyer:
Blue Haired Lawyer: Open a new Mystery box and you might unlock me!
System Message: As any good drug pusher will tell you, the first one is free.
If the user finds Blue Haired Lawyer in a new Mystery Box:
Blue Haired Lawyer: Guess I just came into this game pro bono.
If the user finds Kearney in a new Mystery Box:
Kearney: Nice! Let's celebrate by me punching you so hard your grandma cries.
If the user finds Springfield Tire Fire in a new Mystery Box:
Homer: Ah, the tire fire.... so many memories. Most of them carcinogenic.
If the user finds Squeaky Voiced Teen in a new Mystery Box:
Squeaky Voiced Teen: I hope there's a career waiting for me at Krusty Burger. My girlfriend will kill me if there isn't.
New Mystery Box chances:
Lard Lad Donuts: 2%, Blue Haired Lawyer: 14%, Kearney: 7%, Springfield Tire Yard: 14%, Channel 6 News Van: 7%, Itchy Scratchy Billboard: 7%, Squeaky Voiced Teen: 14%, 30 Donuts: 1%, 10 Donuts: 2%, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA: 7%, Bomb Shelter: 7%, Minnow Pond: 7%, Khlav Kalash Stand: 7%, Lemon Tree: 6%
Auto starts
Ned: My favorite group of holidays are coming up — Good Friday, Easter Sunday…
Homer: And Half-Off Candy Day! That's the Monday after Easter Sunday. And Dumpster Candy Day. That's on Tuesday.
Ned: Homer, I'm worried that all your favorite holidays revolve around discounted candy.
Ned: Have you forgotten the true meaning of Easter?
Homer: Is there any answer I can give that will keep me from getting a lecture?
Ned: You could give me back my snow blower.
Homer: Alright, I'll take the lecture.
Task: Make Ned Teach Homer About Easter
Task: Make Homer Pretend to Listen
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders Home
Easter Fools Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Lisa: I hate Easter.
Lisa: These candy baskets, colored eggs and magic rabbits are just a thinly veiled metaphor for the military-industrial complex.
Lisa: You can read about it in my zine — "You Can't Spell Functional Administrative Policy Without Fun."
Ned: Now that's just silly-dy diddly talk Lisa! I hear there's an Easter egg hunt this year, aren't you excited about that?
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, the only nest eggs I'm interested in are mortgage-backed security funds and 401(k)s.
Ned: Sounds like you are looking for a more boring holiday to relate to.
Ned: Might I suggest Good Friday. None of the candy and twice the penitence!
Lisa: If you read my zine, you would've seen my savage expose on all Fridays, both Good and regular.
Task: Make Lisa Play the Blues
Time: 8h
Easter Fools Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Hey Lisa, it's Good Friday! Are you ready to get going?
Lisa: Going where? To church?
Homer: No! We’re going shopping for all those Good Friday deals! Unless there’s some sort of sale going on at the church.
Apu: Indeed! The Kwik-E-Mart is offering great Good Friday sales on our Easter inventory! Come check it out!
Lisa: Big sales happen on BLACK Friday. Good Friday is the day Jesus was crucified.
Homer: Yeah. Crucified by his boss for making such crazy deals! At least according to this mattress sale ad.
Task: Make Springfielders Shop for Good Friday Sales
Time: 8h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Easter Fools Pt. 4
Ned starts
Ned: *Sigh* Good Friday was the last non-commercialized holiday.
Lisa: I really thought Arbor Day was going to be the hold out, but then it became all about printer paper sales.
Ned: On the bright side, I got a Good Friday deal on a new 3D Plasma HD TV.
Lisa: So you gave in too? I thought for sure you wouldn't cave.
Ned: Don't worry, Lisa. I'm only going to watch God's favorite movies on it — The Ten Commandments and Caddyshack.
Task: Make Lisa Watch Easter Films
Task: Make Ned Watch Easter Films
Time: 6h
Location: Flanders Home
Lisa: Maybe I've been too harsh on Easter — it is what you make of it.
Lisa: Sure it's as commercial as all the rest, but I did learn that Caddyshack is a pretty funny movie.
Lisa: But the Ten Commandments only had seven commandments in it.
Ned: I edited out the ones that were a little too racy.
Easter Fools Pt. 5
Homer starts
Homer: Why do I have to work today when it's still Easter somewhere?
Mr. Burns: I gave you Easter Sunday off – isn’t that enough?
Krusty: Look at those silly gentiles squabbling over their one day holiday.
Krusty: Jewish Passover is 8 days long, suckers. And instead of filthy pork, we get delicious giant unsalted Saltines.
Homer: D'oh! I knew we picked the wrong god!
Task: Make Krusty Prepare for Passover
Time: 8h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Homer Think About Converting to Judaism
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson Home
The quest will continue April 5th at 9am BST
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New Mystery Box
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Mystery box sales are down again this month! How could something that once topped the charts every week fall so far out of favor with the public?
Smithers: Actually sir, that's to be expected. People experienced the mystery box, they enjoyed it for a while, and now they've moved on.
Smithers: Perhaps we could come up with something else to sell them — something new and original!
Mr. Burns: Yes yes, we'll get to that. But first we have to do everything we can to keep them interested in spending money on the old thing!
Smithers: Really, sir? Wouldn't it make more sense just to appreciate the mystery box for what it was and just remove it from the store? Let it die with dignity?
Mr. Burns: Die? With dignity? I intend to do neither of those things. And the mystery box won't either!
Mr. Burns: Change the interface! Offer a promotion! Rebalance the economy! Inspire nostalgia! We need to try anything and everything we can to keep it afloat!
Smithers: I suppose we could offer a new set of prizes for the mystery box.
Mr. Burns: That's a start... but I was hoping for something more superficial.
Smithers: A new icon?
Mr. Burns: Excellent.
System Message: The new Mystery Box has arrived! With new prizes AND a new icon.
If the user doesn't have Kearney, and after tapping "OK":
Kearney: Open a new Mystery box and you might unlock me!
If the user doesn't have Blue Haired Lawyer:
Blue Haired Lawyer: Open a new Mystery box and you might unlock me!
System Message: As any good drug pusher will tell you, the first one is free.
If the user finds Blue Haired Lawyer in a new Mystery Box:
Blue Haired Lawyer: Guess I just came into this game pro bono.
If the user finds Kearney in a new Mystery Box:
Kearney: Nice! Let's celebrate by me punching you so hard your grandma cries.
If the user finds Springfield Tire Fire in a new Mystery Box:
Homer: Ah, the tire fire.... so many memories. Most of them carcinogenic.
If the user finds Squeaky Voiced Teen in a new Mystery Box:
Squeaky Voiced Teen: I hope there's a career waiting for me at Krusty Burger. My girlfriend will kill me if there isn't.
New Mystery Box chances:
Lard Lad Donuts: 2%, Blue Haired Lawyer: 14%, Kearney: 7%, Springfield Tire Yard: 14%, Channel 6 News Van: 7%, Itchy Scratchy Billboard: 7%, Squeaky Voiced Teen: 14%, 30 Donuts: 1%, 10 Donuts: 2%, Chalmers' 1979 _ONDA: 7%, Bomb Shelter: 7%, Minnow Pond: 7%, Khlav Kalash Stand: 7%, Lemon Tree: 6%
