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Every Man's Dream Tie-In ***WALKTHROUGH***

Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 1

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Marge: Homer?
Homer: Zzzzzz.
Marge: Homer, wake up!
Homer: Zzzzzz.
Homer: Zzzz. Zzzz.
Homer: Zzzzzzz.
Homer: Zz.
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: Hu-wha-uh? Oh, good morning.
Marge: It's 6 in the evening, Homer!
Homer: Well, it's 9 AM somewhere.
Marge: You've been sleeping all day. I need you to go to the pharmacy to pick up Bart's “vitamins.”
Bart: Hey, why did you say “vitamins” like it was in quotes?
Homer: Because we “care” about you.

Task: Make Homer Get Bart's “Vitamins”
Time: 1h

A new permanent visual task for Homer is unlocked: Fail at Staying Awake (12h)

Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 2

Homer starts

Marge: Homer, were you sleeping again?
Homer: Oh great, another lecture from Mrs. I-Only-Sleep-Once-A-Day.
Marge: I'm not mad, Homer.
Homer: Mrs. I-Have-a-Special-Outfit-Just-For-Sleeping-In. Would you like a pillow for your head while you do it?
Marge: Please Homer, I'm just worried about you. Maybe you should see a doctor.
Homer: Okay. But I'm only going for the lollipop after.

Task: Make Homer Visit the Doctor
Time: 2h

Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 3

Homer starts

Marge: You fell asleep again?!
Homer: I'm sorry. I was just so tired from all the sleeping I was doing earlier.
Lisa: I think Dad might be narcoleptic.
Homer: Narcoleptic?! I'm no snitch.
Homer: Not like Flanders -- he's totally a snitch.
Lisa: No Dad, it's a medical condition. You really should go see that doctor.
Marge: And get Bart's “vitamins.”
Homer: Well, I'm not doing both. What's closer, the hospital or the pharmacy?
Lisa: The pharmacy hasn't been built yet.
Homer: Well, build it close. In the meantime I'm going to take a nap.


Task: Place Oedipus Rx
Task: Make Homer Take A Nap
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House

Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 4

Homer starts

Homer: Hey pharmacist, I'm here to pick up some “vitamins” for my angelic son... by which I mean ADD meds to keep him from setting fire to things.
Candace: One lazy parent's special coming up.
Homer: Hey, I'm not lazy!
Candace: Okay. Just sign your name here.
Homer: My whole name?! How about just my initials... and let's pretend I have no last name.
Candace: Okay. Have your son take one of these each morning. Side effects include staying awake, decreased appetite, and diarrhea.
Homer: Staying awake, huh? So these could cure my narcolepsy? And my fatness? And my constipation?
Candace: Yeah, but they're for your “son.”

Task: Make Homer Take Bart's “Vitamins”
Time: 1h
Location: Oedipus Rx

Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 5

Homer starts

Homer: Wow, Bart's medicine kept me awake all day AND made me super-productive.
Homer: It only took me thirty minutes to shop at the Kwik-E-Mart. And eight hours to do a sixteen hour plant shift. And twenty-two and a half seconds to play with my myPad!
Homer: I got twice as much done today by taking just one of these pills.
Homer: Which means if I took ten of them I'd do eleven times as much work! Or 1024 times as much, if it's multiplicative instead of additive.

Task: Make Homer Take Handfuls of Bart's “Vitamins”
Time: 2h
Location: Oedipus Rx

On job start:
Candace: Are you okay, mister?
Homer: I feel great! It's all so amazing. I can see colors!
Homer: Aw, you're such a handsome fellow. I just want to rub your belly!
Homer: Wha--?! Are you talking to me?
Homer Dog: No buddy, she's talking to me.

Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 6

Homer starts

Homer: Oh man, this is great! I feel so productive!
Homer: I'm in the perfect state of mind to work at the nuclear power plant.
Homer: The pill bottle even said something about operating heavy machinery.
Statue of Burns: You shall not pass.
Homer: Mr. Burns, you look different. Did you get a new haircut? Another liver spot? A glossier patina?
Statue of Burns: I'm not Mr. Burns! I'm the manifestation of all your fears and insecurities. I might look scary, but follow me and I will show you enlightenment.
Homer: Pfft. I'm not going to take orders from a figment of my imagination.
Homer Dog: Yeah. Get him!
Homer: Aye-aye, Homer Dog!
Homer Dog: You work the gut. I'll pee on his leg!

Task: Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers
Task: Make Homer Battle his Outer Demons
Time: 6h
Location: Control Building

On job start:
Lenny: Jeez, Homer looks like he's in pretty rough shape. You think we should do something?
Carl: Nah, I heard that waking up somebody in a drug trance is bad luck.
Lenny: I heard if you die while you're on drugs, you die in real life!
Carl: Dibs on Marge!
System Message: A giant idol of Mr. Burns is now available in the store! See what the birds think of this monolith.

A new permanent visual task for Homer is unlocked: Battle his Outer Demons (6h, Control Building)

Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 7

Homer starts

Homer: AAAAWWOOUUGHH!
Homer: Those pills really knocked me for a loop. But it WAS the most productive trip I ever had.
Homer: Did I dream I was talking to a dog with my face? Man, that was crazy.
Homer Dog: Tell me about it. I dreamt I was talking to a man with my face.
Homer: Aaah!
Homer Dog: Aaah!

Task: Tap Homer Dog


Homer: This has been a weird day, even by my standards. But at least no one got hurt.
Marge: Bart went into a seizure from not getting his medicine.
Homer: Oh. But he's not hurt now, right?
Marge: I guess not.
Homer: Good, then everything's back to normal. I'm finally free from narcoleps--
Homer: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
System Message: Tune in to this week's Simpsons to see if Homer really is narcolepsy free. Sunday 8/7 Central on FOX!


Everyone, Look at Me Pt. 1

Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: Aah, it's finally completed.
Mr. Burns: A monolith to my magnificence, for all of Springfield to idolize.
Mr. Burns: All employees, come see how good I look in gold!

Task: Tap Statue of Mr. Burns


Everyone, Look at Me Pt. 2

Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: Hmm, wretched fowls and their lack of regard to excrement placement.
Mr. Burns: Smithers! I demand that you wipe these useless pigeons off the face of the earth by supper time.
Smithers: Ah, sir, I'm not sure that's actually possible.
Mr. Burns: Well, quit dilly-dallying and find a solution. An entire species of birds isn't going to eradicate itself.

Task: Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor
Task: Make Smithers Paint Pigeons Black
Time: 2h
Location: Control Building

Smithers: It's done, sir. The pigeons are all... uh... gone.
Mr. Burns: Well done, Smithers. These crows are starting to become a nuisance around the plant, however.
Mr. Burns: Perhaps after dinner you can work your magic like you did on those blasted pigeons.
Smithers: Yes, sir...
  • Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 1

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    Task: Make Homer Get Bart's “Vitamins”
    Time: 1h

    A new permanent visual task for Homer is unlocked: Fail at Staying Awake (12h)

    Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 2

    Homer starts

    Task: Make Homer Visit the Doctor
    Time: 2h

    Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 3

    Homer starts


    Task: Place Oedipus Rx
    Task: Make Homer Take A Nap
    Time: 1h
    Location: Simpson House

    Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 4

    Homer starts

    Task: Make Homer Take Bart's “Vitamins”
    Time: 1h
    Location: Oedipus Rx

    Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 5

    Homer starts

    Task: Make Homer Take Handfuls of Bart's “Vitamins”
    Time: 2h
    Location: Oedipus Rx

    Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 6

    Homer starts

    Task: Reach Level 11 and Build the Cooling Towers
    Task: Make Homer Battle his Outer Demons
    Time: 6h
    Location: Control Building

    A new permanent visual task for Homer is unlocked: Battle his Outer Demons (6h, Control Building)

    Narcoleps-Zzzzzzz Pt. 7

    Homer starts

    Task: Tap Homer Dog




    Everyone, Look at Me Pt. 1

    Mr. Burns starts

    Task: Tap Statue of Mr. Burns


    Everyone, Look at Me Pt. 2

    Mr. Burns starts

    Task: Reach Level 25 and Build Burns Manor
    Task: Make Smithers Paint Pigeons Black
    Time: 2h
    Location: Control Building