I have a crush on OrdealByFire

this is also exceedingly creepy if you have a wiener swinging between your legs.

i guess, just add me. i'm getting so many invites an hour it's ridiculous.

Wow. No. No I do not have a wiener - or anything else for that matter - swinging between my legs. And I said a totally NOT creepy way! :)

After so many "How do I do something without actually searching for the answer that's been given 1,000 times already?" posts, I think a little cheeky Forum drama is fun.

You're welcome, Forum Trolling Crowd who has, without exception, been intrigued and amused by my crush on OrdealByFire. :)

David Waite! I went to middle school with a guy named DW who could do that crazy move where you hold one foot with the opposite hand, then jumped over it with your other leg. He also had a Vanilla Ice haircut and wore overalls with one strap undone. So dreamy in 1992...

davidlwaite wrote:
Awesome, I graduated in 93 though so I am about 6 years older I guess :)

I left middle school in '92 so I'm here representing the Class of '96, baby! Coincidentally, I'm also representing Buffalo Bills fans, real coffee drinkers (not that fru-fru iced latte b.s.), and non-bowling enthusiasts.

Oh no, not you too! I live in Pats country, but proudly wear my Bills gear anyway.

davidlwaite wrote:
Yup, but I was born, grew up and live in Palm Beach Gardens, FL and I became a pats fan in 83, always hated the Dolphins. I proudly wear my Pats gear, except no one in South Florida wears dolphin stuff, unless its a paper bag lol

Yay! Dolphins hatred! I was starting to think I couldn't be friends with you. :P

This thread had gotten ridiculous... more ridiculous than when it started! I consider that quite an accomplishment.

I win!

yellowirish wrote:
Just to derail... Anyone else deleting friends that don't have at least the graveyard?

I have deleted all my non-graveyard having friends. And all my ugly-Springfield having friends. And all my not-logging-in-for-3-days friends.

I'm ruthless!

Seriously, I have no Ruth's in my friends list. If your name is Ruth, come my way... I'll vandalize your buildings like a vandalizing vandal who likes vandalization. Tag!

Whittle down my friends list? Or actually whittle? Because I think actual whittling might be dangerous with all the moonshine I've been downing...

Nobody would stalk you. JUST ME.