How the R99 was replaced with the VOLT and the Devo returned

At the respawn HQ

Jerry: "The R99 has to be nerfed! It is OP and everywhere!"

Greg: "It should be rare!"

Randy: "We should put it in a care package!"

Greg: "Great idea Randy! But the Devotion has to return to the ground then."

Jerry: "Can't remeber why we put it in a care package in the first place."

Randy: "Me neither. I mean it's not that it has a 0.5 sec time to kill, easy recoil pattern and a magazin size of a tank ship, right?!"

Greg: "You're right!"

Everyone cheers and clapping for each other

Jerry: "Anyhow, the Devo is a LMG. We need a new SMG for the R99. Any ideas?"

Randy: "You remember Titanfall 2? The shooter that could have set new standards but somehow couldn't?"

Everyone thinks about the time when Jerry, Randy and Greg decided to launch this game between Battlefield and Call of Dury

Greg: "Barely, why?"

Randy: "We just use the VOLT from there!"

Jerry: "Great idea! It has the same fire rate, ammo capacity and drop rate as the R99! I mean this makles sense, right?"

Greg: "Absolutely, then it is a real 1:1 replacement for the R99!"

Randy: "Hm but did we not just move the R99 to a care package because of this?"

Jerry: "Bla bla bla you're overthinking! It is different! Make the projectiles like little lasers. So none can see anything!"

Greg: "Oh and you know how little children make this PEW PEW PEW sound when firing out of their fingers? That should be our firing sound!"

Randy: "Makes sense! I mean it's an energy weapon. So it is rare anyw..."

Jerry: "Good point! Because of the Devo and the Volt the drop rate on energy ammo has to be quadrupled!"

Greg: "I think we should also reintroduce extended energy mags. The Havoc could use a buff, right! Everyone loves the Havoc!"

Everybody cheers