Design Meeting at Respawn: Old LTM
CEO : Fiuhhh, we just dodge the bullet for short TTK, let's do something to make up our mistake. Let's create new LTM. What do you think guys? Design : We have so much idea but we ha...
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Emergency meeting at night after 1st LTM: Dummies
CEO : WTF guys, what is happening with Dummies ??
Dev: Opss, we didn't expect player doesn't select color (AFK), so he might get same color as team mate and server crashed.
CEO : QA, how do you MISSED that ??
QA : Well, we're not monkey, eventhough we work at home, we always "working". We always select our color when we dry run it.
Dev never give us such use cases to test.
So don't always blame us, blame the Dev for such poor error handling !
Dev : Damn it, maybe we should hire lazy monkey next time ??
CEO : Stop joking around, it's getting late now, my kid wants to sleep !
Dev : Me2.
CEO : What to do then ?
Dev : Easy, put the LTM to SLEEP as well !
CEO : Genius, good night guys !
Don't F*Ck up next time.
To be continue.....
@asukojo Wait whats this with color? ;0 you mean everyone’s trail color is the same or something? ;0
Even tho I dont fully understand, still a fun read xD
Even tho I dont fully understand, still a fun read xD
@Koochi-Q not selecting a dummy color in Legend select would crash the server. Supposedly because when you don't select a color, it tries to select whatever color you chose previously, but if you hadn't played previously (or if you had and someone took said color) it'd crash the server.
Programming! It's like walking across a floor covered in caltrops. You sweep some caltrops out from your path in front, and realize you've shot yourself.
ANOTHER Emergency meeting after 2nd LTM : Night at skull town
CEO: I told you not to F*CK it up, why we keep having this fire drill every night ?? What is the issue now ?
Dev : Another Opss, I guess the new Dev program wrong keybind, he thought "SELECT" means selecting the mode, instead of starting the mode.
CEO: Oh My God, new hire is so **** Who hire them ???
Dev : We did with your blessing. He's pure coder but never play the game.
CEO: Seems my fault again ??? ARrrrghhhh !!!
(Take a deep breath ...drink some coolant....in hot summer night).
I can see why he missed understood it, but How the QA missed again this obvious flaw ??
QA : Well, everything is exactly the same, so it should work like before so we didn't run any test.
I never thought new "kid" can screw up such trivial thing, so dumb !!!
CEO : These LTM is total disaster. I got a lot of heat you know.
Even my kid can find this bug. I can't explain why our QA can miss it.
If the next LTM screw up again, I will fire somebody !
( Hang up the phone )....
@pastaclownAhhh thx for the clearing up. So that’s why the mode was removed. Let’s see what kinda server crashing but they left for night time KC xD
@asukojo you’re on fire! Keep ‘em coming xD
Another meeting after 3rd LTM : A&D.
Dev and QA: Why another meeting, are we going to loose our job ??
CEO : Yes, you guys screw up again.
QA : WHAT ? It went smooth boss, no glitch this time.
CEO : It's A&D, only shotgun and sniper, but why there's VOLT in the bunker ??
QA : Opss, we forget about that, we barely went there, so we totally missed it, please don't fire us, please !
Dev : You screw up this time, but no worry, Dev got your back, we can fix this quickly.
Go to computer, put // in front of volt loot.
Done.
CEO : QA, remember, Dev save your job this time, don't forget to pay them back.
Ok, time to sleep, good night boys and girls.
