Design Meeting at Respawn: Old LTM
CEO : Fiuhhh, we just dodge the bullet for short TTK, let's do something to make up our mistake. Let's create new LTM. What do you think guys? Design : We have so much idea but we ha...
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Emergency meeting at night after 1st LTM: Dummies
CEO : WTF guys, what is happening with Dummies ??
Dev: Opss, we didn't expect player doesn't select color (AFK), so he might get same color as team mate and server crashed.
CEO : QA, how do you MISSED that ??
QA : Well, we're not monkey, eventhough we work at home, we always "working". We always select our color when we dry run it.
Dev never give us such use cases to test.
So don't always blame us, blame the Dev for such poor error handling !
Dev : Damn it, maybe we should hire lazy monkey next time ??
CEO : Stop joking around, it's getting late now, my kid wants to sleep !
Dev : Me2.
CEO : What to do then ?
Dev : Easy, put the LTM to SLEEP as well !
CEO : Genius, good night guys !
Don't F*Ck up next time.
To be continue.....
@asukojo ngl this September soiree has been a total L
