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asukojo's avatar
6 years ago

Design Meeting at Respawn: Old LTM

CEO   : Fiuhhh, we just dodge the bullet for short TTK, let's do something to make up our mistake.

             Let's create new LTM. What do you think guys?

Design : We have so much idea but we had so much in our plate already, you know...cross play, new console coming up soon, new event, new season-7...etc

CEO     : Understood, I think we can use Covid-19 excuses until next year, our community should understand....

               They know when you have to work and your kid and wife at home, you never able to work seriously.

Design:  Thanks for understanding, Imagine my daily life...

               Dad, I'm bored, play with me. Dad, how to do this excercise, dad, can we go outside ?

               Dad, can you cook food and clean the house , take out garbage, go to grocery store...blah blah.

CEO    : So what we should do then ?

Design : Easy peasy, just roll out old LTM.

CEO   :  Looks we have no options, let do it then. 

Design : Should we test it before we roll it out ?

QA       : You just dodge bullet by doing nothing, now you giving us WORK ??

               No need, it should work just like before, just roll it out.

CEO   : Yeah, what could go wrong, works before, should work now as well.

             Let's wrap this out, time for dinner. Bye.

19 Replies

  • Koochi-Q's avatar
    Koochi-Q
    6 years ago

    @pastaclownAhhh thx for the clearing up. So that’s why the mode was removed. Let’s see what kinda server crashing but they left for night time KC xD

    @asukojo  you’re on fire! Keep ‘em coming xD

  • asukojo's avatar
    asukojo
    6 years ago

    Another meeting after 3rd LTM : A&D.

    Dev and QA: Why another meeting, are we going to loose our job ??

    CEO  : Yes, you guys screw up again.

    QA     : WHAT ? It went smooth boss, no glitch this time.

    CEO  : It's A&D, only shotgun and sniper, but why there's VOLT in the bunker ??

    QA     : Opss, we forget about that, we barely went there, so we totally missed it, please don't fire us, please !

    Dev    :  You screw up this time, but no worry, Dev got your back, we can fix this quickly.

                 Go to computer, put // in front of volt loot.

                 Done.

    CEO  : QA, remember, Dev save your job this time, don't forget to pay them back.

                Ok, time to sleep, good night boys and girls.

  • @asukojoSeriously?! XD the volt is still there XD. At least only 1/2 clips worth of ammo tho...

    unless capacitors still work for ammo givings...

  • @Koochi-Q  Yup its there lol. Along with countless energy mags. Y'know for all those energy category shotguns and snipers we have. >.>

  • asukojo's avatar
    asukojo
    6 years ago

    Another meeting, this time on day time after dummy-2

    Dev & QA : We updated and tested it this time, it works like a chams this time.

    CEO         : I know it, but this's not why we have this meeting. Marketing team, tell me what people said about it.

    Marketing : We compile players respond though social media, twitter, instagram, youtube, and they HATE IT !

                       Top respond: LAME, Worst LTM, LAZY. It has been 1 year, they want something new and refreshing. 

    CEO        : Don't tell me about it, even my kid HATE it and say : "Dad, why don't ask them to create something new, you're still their boss, right ??"

                

    Meeting end...To be continue.

                 

  • Another meeting after  live die live:

    CEO     :  Marketing team, we gave better LTM, do they like it better ?

    Market : Nah, they said same thing like before, they want fresh content.

    CEO     : Agree, my job is on the line here, we have to do something. Let get new LTM out.

    Design : No worries boss, we have new one ready using same concept as Arm and Dangerous.

    CEO    : Tell me about it.

    Design : Based on A&D, people like "desperate" situation, lack of health and shield, so we're going to totally remove it !

    CEO   : Are you nuts??  If they die so fast, they will cry again like baby, remember short TTK hiccup we had  !?

    Design : No worries, we find place where they can "charge" their shield and health.

    CEO   : But everybody will go there then ?

    Design: Yes, we think people like gun fight, remember skull town ?

    CEO : They like to fight but they don't like to die fast.

               They will easily die in such small area with no shield and no health, they will scream again.

    Design: Opss, You're right, but this is the only thing we got.

    CEO : I honestly very nervous with "easy to die" stuff, but if that's all you got, let's gamble it out.

               We will take the risk, this's LTM, worst case people will be pissed off only for 2 weeks. 

              QA, make sure you didn't screw up this time. Remember Dev got your back last time ?

    QA:   Well, we will try our best, but remember we can only test techincal part, we can't test player experience.

    CEO : Darn it, my job is not easy as I thought.....

    Meeting end...To be continue.