Emergency Fire Drill After Collection Event

CEO :  Guys, Why every time we had a patch, I'm having heart attack with this fire drill everynight ??  Server is suffocated like it got Covid-19 !!!  Can't breath !

Dev  :  Well, you ask us to reduce social distancing by letting ps4, xbox and pc play together. One platform got the virus, it will effect other platform as well.

CEO : They're litterally still kids, they like to play together but what to do now, can you keep it alive ? If they die, we die.

Dev   : We give the server some experimental drug, but it doesn't react to it. The server is using ventilator now, we monitor 24*7 and will keep trying...

CEO : Finger cross, hopefully survive.

           Now, QA, What the [Admin - removed] is this ??

QA : Opss.

CEO : How can be such HUGE "Elephant" missing in front of your eyes ??

           Wait the minute, It's even bigger than elephant !   

        Were you guys in the room  ???

OA: (Silent....)

CEO: I'm so ready to fire you guys !

Phone hang up....To be continue.