1 On 1 meeting with Marketing:
Marketing: We have two pain points. One is server keep crashing everytime we put new update and we have game miner, who keep leaking future update. Should do something about it ?
CEO: Game crashing, I already put our Engineer job on the line, they will take care of it.
Marketing: But if we kick our engineers out of the window, who gonna work on it ??
These days, it's very hard to find workers, you read the news, right ?
CEO: Good point, it just a bluff, don't tell anybody. I will probably just cut his bonus.
Marketing: Fiuhh, how about game miner ? Everytime we release patch, future content is included so they easily find it out.
CEO: I got your point, but there's cost we have to pay everytime we release update plus risk of another crash. It's tricky balance.
Marketing: Understood, don't tell anybody, I actually like they leaking it, since we lack of LTM, future leakage keep them interesting and looking forward.
CEO: Agree, anything else ?
Marketing: People * off when the server crash, they lost RP. I think we should address this.
CEO: You're right, we need our engineer to fix it, let me follow up with them.
Marketing: Thank you boss. That's it for me.
CEO: Servers are down again boys ☹️
Engineer: We're checking....
CEO: Make sure you won't sleep until this resolve.
Engineer: Sure boss, I just need to bring my kid to sleep and I will work on this after get resolved.
Engineer's wife: Honey.....it's getting late, time to sleep !
Engineer: Sorry honey, my boss is on the line, he won't let me go.
Engineer's wife: How about me ? I can let you go.
Engineer: Oh MY GOD, my boss threathen to fire me, my wife threaten to divorce me ! ☹️
ARGGGHHHHHH !!!
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To be continue
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Cafetaria in the office :
Marketing: Morning...you look so sleepy and depressed, what happened ?
Engineer: I want to suicide, our boss threaten to fire me and last night there's another issue, I barely sleep, I almost fall asleep when driving to office.
Marketing: Please never think like that. Don't tell anybody, during 1on1, he said he will just cut your bonus, just do your best.
Engineer: That's a little relief, but last night my wife threaten to divorce.
Marketing (pretty woman): Ouchhh, that's horrible, you know I always got your back !
Engineer (thinking): "What that suppose to mean, my wife backup, step mother ???"
Engineer (being professional): Thank you.
Marketing: Let discuss what you find during our stand up meeting today.
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