My (Not at all late) Review on Apex Legends Season 11

Season 11 is here. Or is it? Well, I'm going to look at it and judge it silently through writing on a forum. 

Scary Robot woman is wraith but more edgy. I mean, good job on getting streamers to pick a different character to abuse. 

Scary Robot woman stabbed a sword through Mirage. This is symbolic of Mirage's buff being killed by the council of anti-mirage sitting on their chairs in Respawn/EA HQ

Scary robot woman and angry Scottish woman seem to be having an argument over who is worse at being the worst because one of them is worse than the other (Pro tip: Scary robot lady has scary in her name, so it should be obvious as to who the bad person is.)

There is now a larger map, so now I will get to loot for around a minute longer before I get killed viscously by either a literal bot or a figurative bot. 

How about them robots I can shoot to loot and brute force my way to having good loot to shoot the uhhh.... enemies? I don't know what else rhymes with loot. Flute? Kahoot?

Apex legends is the only game where you can drive a weapon, but not a car. This really says something about the way things are named in video games. 

Rampart can slowly yet intimidatingly walk towards me now, so that's okay I guess. Also, why do I come back every season that Octane has been slightly nerfed? Now whenever I use my jump pad, all I can hear is the screaming of rusty springs in my headset before I get shot out of the sky by a scary robot man with his death crystal.

Also I think I might need to unistall the game now. Whenever I kill a flyer, it isn't my friends name on the deathbox. 0/10, game of the year revoked, I don't like it, please bring the feature back or I will literally complain for half a minute about it. 

In conclusion: Where is Beach skin for Gibby and Fuse