Smurfing and SBMM are beyond a joke

I have a great idea that would eliminate both the casuals complaining that sbmm is not protecting them enough and tryhards seemingly only ever getting to fight other wannabe pros. How about make it completely random. What a crazy idea right. Random matches of random player levels to match a game that already gives you loot and weapons based on randomness and luck. I know it's genius. I mean I guess let there be a Noob lobby for the first 20-50 levels, and then after that let them go grow up.