So while I was doing a ranked match, I picked a legend but I didn’t see the interlude to the match so I didn’t know someone else wanted that legend. So this guy starts going off berating why I would choose a legend I have no kills with. I think lemme shut this guy up by explaining that a few hundred is a few hundred times more than no kills. So this guy goes on about selfishness and so on that it’s ranked and you should pick your main and I’m like: this guy is so narrowminded that he’s talking about selfishness while he wants that character for his own selfish reasons to the point that he can’t even think someone who has less kills with that character might be good with him. so he goes to that streamer spot with the always elite armor and pings another armor for the other guy. Then he talks about ‘lets see how long you’ll last’... xDguess who runs into a full squad, not even 2 mind later, since he sees them fighting, goes down in less than a second, as the first guy in that whole fight and gets killed and says nothing more and then I and the other proceed to kill ppl but get taken out. I just loved that silence XD it was like Disturbed Sound of Silence enjoyable

@Koochi-Q my nephew is obsessed with shotguns.. he goes for the moz, i tell him it’s not a good gun, go for the Hemlock, PK like me or R-301, R-99 maybe even a devotion.. l proceed to get killed.. he proceeds to kill 2 people with moz and revives me.. 😑Not paying attention I get stuck with caustic.. i warn my teammates I’m not good with caustic.. 7 kills 1500 damage, 2 revives and 1 respawn and we are champs.Land on the train, think an enemy swiped the gold shield and Pk from me. So I’m running in a panic to find a gun. I picked up both but did not realizes it or the fact that I holstered the PK. WoopsI sneak into an enemy group and I’m bored and solo due to rage quitters. Thinking of a certain youtube channel.. I decide to see how long I can run with them before they figure out there are 4 of us. We looted 2 buildings before I got killed.

@DarthValtrexI keep telling you ppl, mozambique is the BS... cause it’s strong!You always have something good tho! Thanks for indulging, I had a similar with crypto couple days ago. Needed to do 200 dmg with him for daily. Almost ended up with 2K, 9 kills... I even did droning properly while I never use him xD. I think in that match alone I did 1/5th of the total amount of kills I have with him xD[EDIT] I thought I had 45 kills with him... only have 25... so I did 1/3rd of my kills in that match alone XD

Was once waiting for an update, and then Apex tweeted it was postponed to a later date, ha!

@Koochi-Q Good times! Haha, I enjoy the posts..I still don’t understand what that squads problem was... I was Wattson and would have helped them... one of these days I’ll join a squad solo and help them get that W.How about the forgetting you’re in a party and talking to yourself for an hour of gaming?!

Had a guy go skinny dipping in lava @ dome because i i picked up a precision choke i'd dibbed which he tried to steal. Was in a ps4 party so i couldn't hear what he saying (probably a good thing) but his little mic symbol was blipping away like crazy as he teabagged said lava. XD

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DarthValtrex
Hero (Retired)
6 years ago
@Koochi-Q my nephew is obsessed with shotguns.. he goes for the moz, i tell him it’s not a good gun, go for the Hemlock, PK like me or R-301, R-99 maybe even a devotion.. l proceed to get killed.. he proceeds to kill 2 people with moz and revives me.. 😑

Not paying attention I get stuck with caustic.. i warn my teammates I’m not good with caustic.. 7 kills 1500 damage, 2 revives and 1 respawn and we are champs.

Land on the train, think an enemy swiped the gold shield and Pk from me. So I’m running in a panic to find a gun. I picked up both but did not realizes it or the fact that I holstered the PK. Woops

I sneak into an enemy group and I’m bored and solo due to rage quitters. Thinking of a certain youtube channel.. I decide to see how long I can run with them before they figure out there are 4 of us. We looted 2 buildings before I got killed.
Koochi-Q
6 years ago
@DarthValtrexI keep telling you ppl, mozambique is the BS... cause it’s strong!

You always have something good tho! Thanks for indulging, I had a similar with crypto couple days ago. Needed to do 200 dmg with him for daily. Almost ended up with 2K, 9 kills... I even did droning properly while I never use him xD. I think in that match alone I did 1/5th of the total amount of kills I have with him xD
[EDIT] I thought I had 45 kills with him... only have 25... so I did 1/3rd of my kills in that match alone XD
DarthValtrex
Hero (Retired)
6 years ago
@Koochi-Q Good times! Haha, I enjoy the posts..

I still don’t understand what that squads problem was... I was Wattson and would have helped them... one of these days I’ll join a squad solo and help them get that W.

How about the forgetting you’re in a party and talking to yourself for an hour of gaming?!
MandatoryIDtag
6 years ago
Had a guy go skinny dipping in lava @ dome because i i picked up a precision choke i'd dibbed which he tried to steal. Was in a ps4 party so i couldn't hear what he saying (probably a good thing) but his little mic symbol was blipping away like crazy as he teabagged said lava. XD
DarthValtrex
Hero (Retired)
6 years ago
@MandatoryIDtag Did you report him to social services? Imagine what happens in real life?!
MandatoryIDtag
6 years ago
@DarthValtrex Whatever may happen can happen. Natural selection i say xD.
Pretzelnutcake
6 years ago
@DarthValtrex The last one with the enemy group cracked me up because I remembered a similar experience where myself and some random guy from another team were casually looting the same deathboxes from a different team that died there and didn't realize it until we parted ways and I was like "wtf there's no Lifeline on our team" lol, weird how our brains can derp so hard like that 😂
iBlockHead
6 years ago
Back before Worlds Edge, I portal-ed the last player back into the ring by blocking their only exit between two giant rocks and connecting it off a ledge so they wouldn't be able to jump back.
This was during the time I tried to solo all my games with 0 kills because I got bored of just simply winning the basic way. Good times 🙂
DarthValtrex
Hero (Retired)
6 years ago
@Pretzelnutcake I think the next time I do it I’m just going to shadow the squad.. follow them around and just help them kill squads but I won’t get to close.
Koochi-Q
6 years ago
@Koochi-Q Well koochi this is a fine thread you created. I have one. I needed to go to overlook for dmg weekly so I already did solo jump because we started on the opposite side. They kept passing the JM title to one another.

Finally in overlook one dropped mid flight and other when he saw he f’d up and saw that there was another squad there.