"Unable to contact EA servers..." PC

Hey all. Since this recent patch, I haven't been able to play. I launch the game just fine, but then get hit with "Unable to contact EA servers...". I've cleared the cache, flushed my DNS, forwarded ports, full wipe and reinstall, file repair. You name it, I've done it. Any ideas?

Also, when I hit TAB to open the data centers, there is nothing. Gives me 3(?) tabs at the top, and then nothing else.