More Issues With NHL - 26 Edition
What are we at now, part 14? 15 spanning 5 or so years? I dunno. My team's interest (and hope) is at an all time low and that twinkle in our eye has dulled but I'll still continue to make these for the foreseeable future. No edits or stickers or timestamps this time, nice and simple
#1 - Clip is specifically about the goalie - I don't care about missing a hit or the turkey defenseman doing what it does. Why do the goalies need to just lay there? If I was a professional I would be breaking my back trying to shift over for that puck. I don't like this goalie, I wish I could trade him or just throw him in a wood chipper. Please, EA, we need goalies with at least two brain cells to rub together and enough stamina to at least make it look like they are doing something.
#2 - Fantastically stupid pass as usual from the CPU.
"Erm well playing with all humans will fix this 🤓" Not the point here; that would just be a bandaid for the game like I've been saying for years. The engine and cpu players haven't been updated for over a decade now and they just keep making more and more braindead plays like this. They wait for the absolute last second to do something and it breaks the play and momentum.
#3 Now we got a lot of SSS tier defenseman on these forums who I know will have a lot to say about this goal but it still really rustles my Jimmies. Sure I could have perfectly poked him better but I cut off passing lanes, I kept him to the outside, he was at a terrible angle and IT STILL WENT IN and it. What more do you want me to do with my sniper that isn't min/maxed yet? Like, give me a break, man, ho-LEE! You can't rely on these goalies to do anything and the worst part about this is the AI goalies are still better than human goalies most of the time. 
#4 - This is what everyone is complaining about - literally useless AI defenders (and goalies). I had no energy and it's like they don't even exist. I know I said before I thought goalies were better at these sorts of cuts across but I must have had a lot of gin and Sanpellegrinos (seriously try the orange+pomegranate with Tanqueray and a little bit of soda water, yum) that day. Why is the team so adamant on not upgrading the AI? This is one of those issues that's been around for a decade plus too, no excuse for this. A 2v2 mode isn't the answer here but at least that would fix some matchmaking issues and visually trick our brains into setting up different plays.
#5 - I complained about me getting penalties for this in the past and even though I benefited from this here I'll say it again! That guy got the puck off me at first contact and shouldn't have been issued a penalty. He held the passblock button down extra long sure, but it's not like it would have made a difference considering how long it takes to transition back -- I've brought this up with multiple EA people for years now too, just sayin'.
#6 - Sloppy play by the AI (surprise surprise) but no, obviously the issue in this clip is the insane interference at the boards. No penalty? We were laughing our butts off at the absurdity of it at the time but that was a complete joke and it's not funny now.
#7 - Clear pick/interference and, of course, no penalty... If someone wants to argue they didn't initiate a body check or whatever, their Truculence and my Warrior activated so either they did or there is a huge problem with how the game calculates collision - Either way it's messy.
#8 - Didn't see anyone call for it so I'd love to hear what Kid or Aljo have to say about this one. Even if someone did and it didn't show (which would just be another issue), the goalie should have never decided to do that anyway. It was funny at the time but this is no way I want to win games and i'm sure those guys were freaking out too. Playing G as a human is already a nightmare but thr AI hasn't had any meaningful changes in years and it really shows here. They've been "aware and investigating" this for ages and I know it'll continue to happen.
#9 - Yuh huh, the AI is totally working as intended 👌. Sigh, if they didn't have 0 stamina because of the awful pressure system they totally would have scored there.
#10 - So then.. lol, so then, he actually makes a good play and snags the puck right? What does this buffoon do? Just skates forward and does NOTHING! I've brought this up years ago and you continue to do nothing to fix this.
#11 - I'm not gonna talk about how game breaking the x factors can be or the fact there are actually people out there buying players for an extra edge but just look at that play - what was the goalie doing and why did the AI decide to just blast it into the net? He's on my team not theirs :(
Edit: Oh yeah, I forgot all about the stupid white box in the bottom right corner that was there ALL GAME in clips 6-9 (heh nice). Why can I mute the in-game soundtrack but I still get notifications when it switches songs? Why can the box stay on my screen not allowing me to see strategies? Why has this been a known issue for more than 5 years?
Anyway, that's it for now, see ya.
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Got another one for ya EA_Aljo even though I honestly believe the devs either don't get these videos or just don't care. I would appreciate your feedback.
http://youtu.be/EurEMZUx3AM?si=i_Qyx7hGKwPc79gU
1. Why is our logo always so dark? I purposely chose lighter colours that pop and I would prefer if our logo got the showcase it deserves.
Why does it say Vancouver? I guess technically my geographical location is close enough to warrant that but my buddy is currently living in Toronto (gross) and my team is supposed to be from "Loveland" according to our description. I don't want to represent Vancouver.
2. This really ruffles my curlies mate - I understand it's just an NPC crowd but look at all the palette swaps and outright dupes/clones not even counting the same animations in this one picture. This used to be one of those crazy new features where we'd 'never see the same character twice!'. Just awful presentation.
3. How does this get by QA? Random people can just stonewall your team from getting into more games and the problem is even worse for teams with more humans. You can't even choose to continue without players to boot them in this situation. We need more options to boot players at any point. Also, thanks a lot for resetting my jerseys AGAIN.
4. Personal opinion but wow these jerseys are so dang ugly - I really can't stress enough how I don't believe these are at all worth the grind. Look how depressed the player looks wearing them too.
When I suggested the battle pass in the first place I made it clear there needed to be proper rewards worth the effort and that any/all money earned needed to be put back in to the game - So far the game has gotten worse.
Also, again, I do not want to see these stupid popups ever single time I log in. Please for the love of whatever you're into, give us a "never show again" option. People are so quick to say I'm just being a **bleep** but cmon, this honestly isn't asking much.
5. What can we honestly do in this situation when the goalie just malfunctions like this? You can't poke, swatting at the puck would just knock it in and/or cause a trip on the other guy, and just rushing forward to grab the puck won't work since you'd continue pushing it forward instead of the more logical play of going "anywhere but into the net". For as long as I can remember, all you can really do is hope to god the goalie dives on top.
I like the goalie's go-go-gadget drill arm too btw, really emphasizes him being a tool.
6. Another example of why hitting/controls need to be tweaked. I stripped him of the puck when I probably shouldn't have so of course he would continue attempting whatever move he was going to make - plays are so fast, after all. Of course this led to a goal for us.
Look how dumb this goal was too - 0 AI learning is starting to break the immersion of the game more than the pitiful animations from the team celebrating. Back handers are crazy OP this year, even without Backhand Beauty - Goalies just collapse so easily this year and you don't even have to be fancy about it; Notice how the G tried to stretch out centered to the body, not angled to the post to cut off more of the shot - a problem that the team has refused to address for years.
7. So our drop-in gets the highlight, good for him - So why is me getting crushed being shown? I would understand if I had Send It or something, but Warrior doesn't do anything for anyone in this situation since his only goal was the previous penalty shot. Please fix the presentation for future titles.
8. So a few years ago I made a comment about the team only really adding low hanging fruit to give them the appearance of working hard, and requested my last name (Statham, like the actor) be added to the game if they didn't want to work on QoL. Well it was added a while back which was pretty cool, but I noticed lately half the new voice lines mispronounce it (a very common mistake but, to my knowledge, there is only one correct way to say it "Stay-Thumb"). A very minor and pretty much non-issue in the grand scheme of things but it still used to be correct and now it isn't.
Also, I don't believe teams should be allowed to just troll and pass around, eating up the clock like this on a delayed penalty. We were have more than a single laugh cycling the puck knowing they were fuming that late into the game.
9. A lot to unpack here. Yeah I called for the pass but there are tons of times the goalie doesn't listen and just holds it - not really the point here though: Why on earth would did he attempt the pass the way he did? It was high into the body which was clearly going to make it go back towards the net, he could have fired it to the left, he could have flipped it below the net and around the boards, he could have waited for the player to pass etc.; there were so many better options.
Well outside the crease, why was this goaltender interference? He also had ample time to get back into the net and attempt a save. Interference in general needs a complete overhaul in my opinion - it just feels so random currently.
10. Defense being embarrassed aside, why did the goalie not even attempt to make a save? Getting this close has always done weird things to them high stick side but I dunno, something just doesn't feel right about this goal (besides it being accomplished by an Orca/human hybrid, I mean).
Another minor gripe but why does the game let this drop-in also wear my number? Just like the other goalie wearing our colours from time to time this really bugs me. He is a drop-in, I don't care if he wears 99, just put on a different sweater when you're contracted to my team.
11. No interference in the corner? Crazy that situations like this are still allowed to happen lol. Now, me launching the puck wasn't a troll, I just didn't see him coming until it was too late and haha I got flipped into the boards, but what was up with that goal? Let's take a closer look...
Nobody called for this. Now, I can get a little upset with plays sometimes but I know you know this is legit bad so deep breath and sigh*, yeah... this still happens and I politely request the team looks into this so it hopefully doesn't happen in the future.
12. So he missed the first hit which is lucky for us I guess but then that little tap net us the penalty? Also, if he wasn't there, would I have received a penalty for the follow up tap I gave him too? You can't see the windup but I know for a fact I double dipped flicking the stick. We do this all the time and get away with it - it's been years now so please fix the hitting and penalty logic.
13. Notice the 3 silver rank blokes at the start of the clip - Pretty sure my buddy and I cracked platinum at that point and our drop-in was an Elite 2 player lol. I understand badges are mostly BS with how the system works but that's still a real head scratcher and shaker.
Love our brand new center ice logo and jerseys too? Fills my heart with pure joy and not absolute seething rage and anger the devs don't know how to fix this issue.
Do you understand how long it takes to fully customize 3 jerseys every year without the proper tools and stuff? Do any of you care? I get slack messages or DMs telling me to calm down and to not talk smack and I even lose my role in these forums because certain people can't handle criticisms and then refuse to open a dialogue and I'm the bad guy? Nah mate, the devs should be embarrassed of crap like this running rampant in the game and the people high up making decisions should be ashamed straight up. Pull the thumb out and put the work and effort in.
Anyway, look how easy it still is to just launch the puck into a dire situation down low on the goalie. They are so extremely weak to players when near the post. Super easy to cause a team panic situation like you saw in #5. Trained goalies with 2 brain cells to rub together know how to angle off the shooter and scan the effective zone for other potential receivers. Their main focus is keeping the puck away from the inside of the net, not just letting it get as close as possible to the line.
Why show us faceoff presentation stats like this on literally the second play of the game? Of course it'll be goose egg 0's across the board lol. You guys never think even 1 step ahead when adding stuff like this - Not only did it break the game and need to be removed when you first introduced it, you still haven't found a way to naturally integrate it back in.
14. Who makes a save and pass like that? Cradle, homie, CRADLE.
15. Again, look at the goalie - what is he doing? The puck shouldn't move across the goal line like this as often as it does.
16. Useless ai defender. What are we supposed to do in this situation? My buddy has like 97 speed and acceleration too but looks like he's mid 70's when hustling to catch up. There have been multiple mentions of not wanting a meta but especially in 3's, the devs really want to lean into a select few.
17. I don't want my goaltender to be so nonchalant when the other team has the puck there. He just froze up. And it almost cost us.
18. What was the goalie doing and what in the absolute **bleep** was that from our cpu? Seriously what the heck; how can anyone defend these dumb bots?
19. How can I be constructive about this, seriously? I'm honestly at a loss for words how frustrating these goals are.
20. Why would the cpu just slam into the boards like that? That final straw, final nail in the coffin didn't have to happen like that. I don't know how many times I need to give you proof that the cpu needs a ton of work. Why do hats continue to rain down when everything else freezes on DC too? And why are so many hats being thrown when we are the away team and not nearly enough of our fans are there?
21. And another one. Why would he just stop and let me have the puck like that? They almost had a full pressure meter. Of course it led to score on our first shot, too lol. Disaster cpu.













