Fix the **bleep** matchmaking!

OutrunWhistle wrote:

Cut me some slack, it was the heat of the moment and I was upset. It doesn't help that I've been matched up with these kinds of players for the last few weeks and I've barely won a thing

Good news, you'll eventually settle into a bracket where you will be able to win 50% of your matches 

Well, this is a thread of your own creation, and we’ve been trying to answer your questions.  We all play the game, we’re all trying to win, but it doesn’t happen like that every time.

Yet your win rate over the last 60 rounds is above 50%.

I don’t know what the “sweatiest player possible” means, but you will join a bracket with 7 players directly adjacent to you in the skill rating ladder. 

You can be matched against someone with all 9 GLs, but only if their skill rating is the same as your skill rating, which likely means they don’t try very hard much of the time. 

And no, I’m not off my rocker. I’ve just been playing the game for a very long time (more than half of your lifetime!) and there are few forum complaints that I’ve not seen hundreds of times before.