If you were a Pirate, what would your Pirate name be?

Michael Bolton

Joe

I don’t know but my preferred pronouns would be (me/hearties)

Gerlon Two-Fingers (not really, but his name does sound kind of pirate-like, no?) Serious answer, Nils Nexu-Claw is the best I can think of.

Misty Dark-Waters

Admiral Yarrrr Mom

Captain Cashgrabber!!!! Scourge of all Wallet’s!!!!

Captain Trench-run

Bertrand Firebeard

Arrr nakin Skywarrr ker