So, we had the “Dear Little Sim” thread where we discussed what we would tell our sims, if we could. But, I’m wondering what our sims might want to say to us. I think my Sim would say “Hey Watcher! I know I live alone, but if I want to grill a platter of burgers and leave them on the kitchen counter, it’s my life and my simoleans!”

"Hey Watcher! Who are YOU to complain about me drinking water and washing the glass in the bathroom sink?? You left the game running and I saw your quirks. Get off my back!"hehehe

"Hey, Watcher, I feel compelled to watch my wife juggle a soccer ball, move over here with a No autonomy mod ASAP!""Hey, Watcher, there's only so many screenshots one can take of a cat eating my meal, could we purlease go on with the game now?"

"Hey Watcher! Believe it already, I destroyed my plants IN PURPOSE every night! I don't LIKE gardening! And you keep cheating those back up all over again!"

"Hey Watcher! I want my 1x1 pool, and I want it now! You OWE ME! Because... uh... because I don't have one! Yeah!"

"Bark! Ow-wow-wow-wow! Bark! Yip yip. Yip..."Translates: "Hey Watcher! Don't touch my ball! I hid it in the yard for a reason! I don't want to play with it inside. The house is too spooky..." :'( "Bark bark yip!""And the red lady might steal it!"

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ck213
Seasoned Scout
3 years ago
"Hey Watcher! Aren't there other ways to have fun besides Woo Hoo?"

Watcher: "Yes, but they are not as efficient at bedtime."
bmso85
3 years ago
"Hey, Watcher! Would you please let me enjoy a grand meal in peace without having someone spike it?"
HavenRose2020
New Spectator
3 years ago
“Hey Watcher, I know you’re keeping an eye on the toddler’s needs while they skill up, but I need to check on them in case they need to be picked up and put down again. Also, I know in my heart that even though the baby has stink fumes, they’re actually in need of a bottle. I’m an awesome parent.”
SweetieWright_84
New Spectator
3 years ago
"Hey Watcher! Thank you for finally giving us makeovers and taking time to play our lives." --All premades
JoRN1414
3 years ago
Hey Watcher, Due to your poor planning I can't do anything. Please activate the move objects cheat, I really need to make a grilled cheese.
BabblingStacey
3 years ago
"Hey Watcher! I'm really really REALLY sad you didn't pay attention that Prank Day was going on and made me miss celebrating the holiday. No, I'm really as sad as when my family member died. I'm so sad, I'm going to go cry in my bed now and ignore you."
NateWhiplash
Seasoned Hotshot
3 years ago
"Hey watcher! So what if I go over to someone's house I've just been invited to and rake their leaves, wash their dishes, or take out their trash--I'm just being neighborly!"
invisiblgirl
3 years ago
"VeeDub;c-18008037" wrote:
"Hey Watcher! I want my 1x1 pool, and I want it now! You OWE ME! Because... uh... because I don't have one! Yeah!"

Watcher: Hah - I fixed your wagon. I gave you a 1x1 pool, just like you asked for. Go ahead, dive into that. You might take note that in my younger and more ruthless days, I was a big fan of the ladderless pool.
CAPTAIN_NXR7
Seasoned Veteran
3 years ago

"Hey Watcher"?

That's no way to address me.
If my sims know what's best for them they'd kneel and whisper "Almighty Watcher".
I expect no less from them than this:

"Almighty Watcher, Thank You.
Thank You for giving me body hair in this hairless world.
And Thank You for...that other thing too.
Thank You for giving me HER. Therefore I Thank You - Beautiful Almighty Watcher -for keeping my energy levels at 100% at all times.
Thank You for making me immortal.
Thank You for giving me reward points without me having to do anything whatsoever.
Hopefully - Almighty Watcher - one day I can be in a band and howl at the full moon while driving my car through that Amazing World that You- Dear Almighty Watcher- created just for me. <3 "
GalacticGal
Seasoned Ace
3 years ago
"cyncie;d-995367" wrote:
So, we had the “Dear Little Sim” thread where we discussed what we would tell our sims, if we could. But, I’m wondering what our sims might want to say to us.

I think my Sim would say “Hey Watcher! I know I live alone, but if I want to grill a platter of burgers and leave them on the kitchen counter, it’s my life and my simoleans!”

BTW, this is a great thread. Thanks for coming up with it. :)