So I just found the deal breaker. It's stupid, I know, but here it is. I've been forcing myself to play, trying hard to like it, and all this time I've been looking at the locked objects and psyching myself up for unlocking them and finding out what they do. I was playing an astronaut specifically because the mission control console looked like it was something really cool that would do some awesome stuff. Unlocking that console, I knew, would finally show me something cool and fun that might give me hope for 4.
Just now I got promoted to level 6 in the astronaut career. With barely contained glee, I went to the inventory, placed the console without even bothering to build it a place of honor, and returned to live mode. Trembling slightly, I clicked the console. The action wheel popped up, and there were 2 options:
ADMIRE NEW POSSESSION
ENABLE EMOTIONAL AURA.
With that, I'm done. There's half the bridge of the enterprise sitting in my sim's kitchen (there was room in there, lacking a dishwasher), and all it does is boost confidence. If I wanted confidence I'd take an enzyte, not get 5 promotions at NASA and decorate with inert props from the heyday of scifi. After this latest in a string of profound disappointments, I'm more certain than ever that the thousands I spent on a high end system to beautifully run Sims 3 will prove to be small change when compared to the thousands I would have to spend on DLC just to make Sims 4 entertaining enough that I would choose playing it over reading the bibliography pages of peer-reviewed petroleum science journals.
Thus, I'm giving up on Sims 4 and trying to forget the whole thing. Hopefully, pretty soon they'll fix the communication glitch preventing EA from apologizing profusely for the categorical lapse in judgment that built this game; their PR department will beg pardon, send us all a fruit basket for our trouble, and the whole company will hunker down to start work on Sims 5 which, with any luck, will be something more dynamic and engaging than the 1986 Fisher-Price Little People dollhouse stapled to a nice green piece of plywood. Then we can pretend 4 never happened and just sail on to five, like an elevator going from 12 to 14.
Until then, if anyone needs me I can be found in Moonlight Falls, in a house with a pool and a hill and 8 dishwashers, where my inventor sim happily busies himself with blowing up things that remind him of Sims 4. Gotta go now; my bassinet just turned into a ten year old boy and I have ten minutes to pay this week's $900 electric bill.