Please Remove My “Godlike Status” – I’d Like to Be Human Sometimes

I’m facing a rather unique luxury problem that only a handful of people on this planet could ever understand: my aim is sharper than a surgeon’s scalpel, my movement is more graceful than a ballet performance, and my game sense operates on a level far beyond ordinary human comprehension. Years of relentless training have molded me into one of the best – if not the best – Battlefield 2042 player in existence.

But now I’m confronted with a strange issue: because of my overwhelming skill, I keep getting placed into matches that are already on the brink of collapse – apparently in the hope that my godlike gameplay will single-handedly turn the tide. Most of the time, I succeed. Yet recently I’ve noticed that I frequently get disconnected when I dominate a match too hard, almost as if the system itself is trying to protect the other players’ experience from being completely shattered by my presence.

Believe it or not, even a demi-god like me sometimes just wants to relax and enjoy a casual round without being forced into carrying the entire server. My humble request: please remove me from this divine tier and allow me, every now and then, to be treated like a mere mortal.

Thank you in advance – and apologies if my sheer perfection is overloading your servers.