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Anonymous
9 years ago
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Re: Your favorite SAM joke

For those who are wondering, these all of them. (yeah, now it's me making the magic go)

I would find it interesting if SAM added jokes from other cultures and people as we evolved in the game, to actually tell some bizarre stuff later on. ^_^ But I usually laugh of lousy jokes, and the shorter, the better.

@Vellu78

Hey, why don't we try to create our own SAM joke? Could ask a EA adm to rename the title of the thread to Make your SAM joke, or something and we could have it as a distraction, what do you think?

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  • Anonymous's avatar
    Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    You have new email at your terminal, Pathfinder.

  • V4rdyn's avatar
    V4rdyn
    9 years ago

    My two favorites:

    Why don't thresher maws eat comedians?

    -- Because they taste funny.

    My algorithms are formulating a new one. Calculating the trajectory of the punchline. -- Yeah, I found it funny, don't care whether SAM was serious or not XD

    [unrelated]

    I'll throw in another one I heard somewhere X)

    What do you call an insect with a weak bladder?

    Spoiler
    Pee bee

    Aaand one I just came up with:

    On the Jardaan homeworld, what is the name of an insect that builds massive nests beneath the surface, and sends armies of workers to collect resources?

    Spoiler
    Remn-ant (yeah, I know, terribad ^^)
  • Anonymous's avatar
    Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    Those were elegant, actually. ^_^

    Q: How would we call a drell we don't trust much?

    Spoiler
    Scoundrell
  • Anonymous's avatar
    Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    @PandaTar wrote:

    Those were elegant, actually. ^_^

    Q: How would we call a drell we don't trust much?

    Spoiler
    Scoundrell

    that was pretty bad. so i had to love it.

  • Anonymous's avatar
    Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    I can just imagine an e-mail going around the team with the subject, "We need corny SAM jokes - free lunch for ones that make the game".  Then the entire day being nothing but team members emailing jokes to each other.

    Pee bee was good  🙂

  • Anonymous's avatar
    Anonymous
    9 years ago
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    How does Kalinda's fart sound?

    Spoiler
    Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.

    What does Addison say when she notices Tracey is weary?

    Spoiler
    Tracey is tired.

    Hmm, nope. 💔

  • 39ee69e6327abd2e's avatar
    39ee69e6327abd2e
    Seasoned Ace
    9 years ago

    Bad jokes, right?

    How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Spoiler
    A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space. 

    You know how I know the optical Doppler effect is real? Automobiles.

    The lights of the ones approaching us are white, but the lights of the ones moving away from us are red. 

    Where does bad light end up?

    Spoiler
    A: Doing hard time in a prism.
  • What Race are the most natural pirates?

    Spoiler
    The Yaaaaahg

    Why are Hanar like Balloons?

    Spoiler
    Because you can tie them Into lots of fun shapes!
    OK, maybe this is a Drack joke🤔

    What is the name of PeeBee's thought process

    Spoiler
    Catalina, because its always PBY🤒
  • Best joke ever...  When I was in Voeld, on the mission to save that scout who detonated the kett base.  Place was on fire and I accidentally step onto the fire and was burning...  That's when SAM said...  "The Temperature is dropping pathfinder..."

    SAM should just go download a copy of EDI's humor heuristics.  

  • V4rdyn's avatar
    V4rdyn
    9 years ago

    How many Krogan would it take to replace a light bulb?

    Spoiler
    Six. One is on the ladder, holding the light bulb, four are busy rotating the house, the sixth drinks all the ryncol.

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