Unbeatable Toons

I've been complaining for a while about teams that take forever to beat. In recent weeks, it's not been unusual to time out because of long animations, time-consuming counters and unending health and protection recovery. This, however, takes the cake:

"Whenever Vane gains a stack of profit, gain 20% Max Health (stacking, max 300%) till the end. Whenever a pirate ally uses a special ability, Vane assist dealing 35% bonus True damage based on his Max Health."

Seriously? There is already a huge problem with teams like PKH and GLAT taking forever to take down because of their kits and the DCs. And now you want to make it worse? Do you guys even play this game?