What the...

Passing? Random dice rolls.

Shooting? Either feather-soft tap-ins that miss by a mile or 200 km/h rockets straight at the keeper.

Dribbling? Ice skating with ankle weights.

Player runs? Non-existent.

Defensive AI? My center back is literally standing there vibing, watching attackers jog past him like he bought a front-row ticket.

And player awareness? Don’t even insult the word “awareness” by associating it with this garbage. My players react three business days later, if at all.

EA, what have you done?

Before the patch, the game was bad. Everyone agreed. It was clunky, inconsistent, and frustrating.

But now? Now it’s genuinely unplayable. This isn’t “needs tuning.” This is “who approved this and how are they still employed?”

Every match feels like the game is actively fighting the player. Inputs ignored. Animations overridden. AI deciding on a whim whether football rules apply today. It’s not skill-based, it’s not competitive, it’s not even functional. It’s just chaos.

And then you have the audacity—the audacity—to push objectives like nothing’s wrong.

“Score X goals.”

“With players who can’t control a five-yard pass.”

“In a mode where defenders refuse to defend.”

Sure. Sounds reasonable. Absolutely top-tier design.

Do you even play your own game after patches? Or do you just ship updates and hope the community gaslights itself into thinking this is fine?

Because it’s not fine.

It’s not fun.

It’s not football.

FC 26 isn’t “challenging.”

It’s broken.

And right now, it feels like ur just trolling to see how much nonsense players will tolerate before uninstalling.