Re: What things can I swipe?! I can't find anything to steal!

While you cannot control what your sim steals from work, stealing is absolutely something you can control. At different skill levels, you can TELL YOUR SIM to steal items at lots they visit. Not all items can be stolen, which may be where your confusion is coming from. To use this feature yourself, try taking your kleptomaniac to the humor festival and click on another sims joker/trickster drink after they set it down. "attempt to swipe" will be an option. It is available 100% on those drinks because they are free, unless you've already attempted a swipe too recently.

Hope this helps both you and anyone who may have been confused by your incorrect response.