Brawling matches

I want to hit things with my board and punch pedestrians. Can we get some security with tasers please? It’ll add more of a challenge while adding a realistic feel to the culture of skateboarding. 
P.S: Blood and bruises. I want to see road rash and feel the stones on my skin. (Realism)

P.S.S: Could we have a small chance that a high fall could result in snapping the board and bailing? (Optional) 

Player brawling matches would be lit.🥊