Failure to Launch
Dear Bella,
My dearest friend. I am sorry I am unable to visit you. The EA Gods refuse to fix the issues that keep us from being together. I keep seeing a failure to launch message and no matter how many times I uninstall, install, clean cache, repair, cry and scream it is all to no avail. Twice the EA Gods have allowed to get past the launch screen only to give me another error in a little green box in the upper right-hand corner with 00000000000000 and some other numbers. Apparently the 'update' they launched is the issue and it is up to the EA Gods to have mercy and repair what they broke. I do not know when I will be able to visit with you, Mortimer and your lovely children again. I am anxious to see you.
Please keep the grilled cheese warm for me.
Dag Dag,
Mawmaw_Shark
PS. EA, if you read this please know we spend a lot of money on a product that often breaks. In times like these when we look to dissociate from the real world, we are hoping to be able to get lost in our little virtual worlds. As your customers we deserve better than this.