"Have an account?" Tab not showing on Android. Can't log in.

I have been unable to log in since yesterday evening. There's a bug or something because it's sending me to tutorial mode. I can't see the tab "Have an account?" so I can't link my a Google Account. I have re-installed, cleared cache and data, restart the device, and nothing. I'm sending this as confirmation because other users are experiencing the same issues. Help chats are unavailable.

EA, where you at?!