Re: Happy Home Login Event not appearing on Main Menu

On the first day of the Happy Home Login Event EA gave to me,
Not the event that gave other players new stuff for free.

On the second day of the Happy Home Login Event EA gave to me,
Two times confusion,
And not the event that gave other players new stuff for free.

On the third day of the Happy Home Login Event EA gave to me,
Three times annoyance,
Two times confusion,
And not the event that gave other players new stuff for free.

On the fourth day of the Happy Home Login Event EA gave to me,
Four times concern,
Three times annoyance,
Two times confusion,
And not the event that gave other players new stuff for free.

On the fifth day of the Happy Home Login Event EA gave to me,
Five sleepless nights,
Four times concern,
Three times annoyance,
Two times confusion,
And not the event that gave other players new stuff for free.

On the sixth day of the Happy Home Login Event EA gave to me,
Six times mods and custom content removed,
Five sleepless nights,
Four times concern,
Three times annoyance,
Two times confusion,
And not the event that gave other players new stuff for free.

On the seventh day of the Happy Home Login Event EA gave to me,
Seven times disappointment,
Six times mods and custom content removed,
Five sleepless nights,
Four times concern,
Three times annoyance,
Two times confusion,
And not the event that gave other players new stuff for free.

On the eight day of the Happy Home Login Event EA gave to me,
Eight times of logging in for nothing,
Seven times disappointment,
Six times mods and custom content removed,
Five sleepless nights,
Four times concern,
Three times annoyance,
Two times confusion,
And not the event that gave other players new stuff for free.

On the ninth day of the Happy Home Login Event EA gave to me,
Nine Times utter disbelieve,
Eight times of logging in for nothing,
Seven times disappointment,
Six times mods and custom content removed,
Five sleepless nights,
Four times concern,
Three times annoyance,
Two times confusion,
And not the event that gave other players new stuff for free.

On the tenth day of the Happy Home Login Event EA gave to me,
Ten times game reinstall,
Nine Times utter disbelieve,
Eight times of logging in for nothing,
Seven times disappointment,
Six times mods and custom content removed,
Five sleepless nights,
Four times concern,
Three times annoyance,
Two times confusion,
And not the event that gave other players new stuff for free.

On the eleventh day of the Happy Home Login Event EA gave to me,
Eleven times frustration,
Ten times game reinstall,
Nine Times utter disbelieve,
Eight times of logging in for nothing,
Seven times disappointment,
Six times mods and custom content removed,
Five sleepless nights,
Four times concern,
Three times annoyance,
Two times confusion,
And not the event that gave other players new stuff for free.

On the twelfth day of the Happy Home Login Event EA gave to me,
Twelve days of wasting my time,
Eleven times frustration,
Ten times game reinstall,
Nine Times utter disbelieve,
Eight times of logging in for nothing,
Seven times disappointment,
Six times mods and custom content removed,
Five sleepless nights,
Four times concern,
Three times annoyance,
Two times confusion,
And not the event that gave other players new stuff for free

But on the thirteenth day of this debacle...
...the Happy Home Login Event is finally here!

Okay, the sarcasm sauce is a little bit strong here (I did not actually reinstall the game 10 times) but it certainly tastes bitter and sour. Dear team EA, this event is not how you cook awesome sauce, please go back to the kitchen and learn how to cook. Y’all seem to be having cooking skill 1!