Madden 26 won't boot - Class Action Lawsuit

I've spent days trying to troubleshoot getting Madden 26 to work on my PC. I've reinstalled the EA app as admin, I've repaired the game files, I've safe booted, I've re-installed numerous times, I've re-installed the cheat engine multiple times. Nothing works. I get the Windows error for an "Unknown" module which is absolutely crazy. Your app should be able to at LEAST tell me what issue is happening instead of failing silently. I have a degree in CS and 10+ years of dev work in the industry and can't get your game to run.

I can't get any help from EA after they sold a game that does not work. 

If you work for EA, please do the right thing and fix this game or offer refunds to everyone that can't play it yet you sold to anyways.

If this sounds familiar and you're also outside of the obnoxiously tiny return window, please comment below! I believe EA is intentionally neglecting this issue and would like to get as many names together for a class action lawsuit against EA for fraud.