If ea gave us an honest ad

The all-new AIFC26: where players don’t need to do anything because AI takes care of everything.

You’re bad at defending? No problem — AI will give you world-class defense.

You think your goalkeeper is good? With the new update, goalkeepers are useless since low-driven shots are unstoppable.

You got a high-rated card? Forget that — all that matters is PlayStyle+.

Pina will destroy your defense anyway.

And if you’re really bad at playing, we’ve got you covered 😉

We can make your opponent’s team unplayable so you win easily.

But unfortunately, since no one wants to play our game anymore, there aren’t enough players in your division.

So we match you against higher ranks — what a brilliant idea.

Enough sarcasm.

For me, the highest level of anger is sarcasm.

I genuinely want to know what their vision for this game is, because all I see is a title with a 3+ age rating where people pay thousands of dollars to get the most broken 

The all-new AIFC26: where players don’t need to do anything because AI takes care of everything.

You’re bad at defending? No problem — AI will give you world-class defense.

You think your goalkeeper is good? With the new update, goalkeepers are useless since low-driven shots are unstoppable.

You got a high-rated card? Forget that — all that matters is PlayStyle+.

Pina will destroy your defense anyway.

And if you’re really bad at playing, we’ve got you covered 😉

We can make your opponent’s team unplayable so you win easily.

But unfortunately, since no one wants to play our game anymore, there aren’t enough players in your division.

So we match you against higher ranks — what a brilliant idea.

Enough sarcasm.

For me, the highest level of anger is sarcasm.

I genuinely want to know what their vision for this game is, because all I see is a title with a 3+ age rating where people pay thousands of dollars to get the most broken player, put him in the most broken team, and play a broken game.

I’ve been an active player since 2005 and have played thousands of games, from small projects to AAA titles.

Until now, I have never seen a huge game that feels this unplayable.

What’s the smartest idea?

Sell EA to Saudi Arabia.

All I see now are ads for their products all over my screen.

I honestly hope new owners shut this project down forever, because they’re just eating from a rotten apple.

What a joke.